经典英语剧剧本

英语剧本原版经典

《 荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大话西游》主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:"I promise."荆轲:"Never let go. “妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng. 结束！

在一个阳光明媚的清晨，灰太狼在摩尔城堡抓青蛙回去给老婆吃。Pleasant goat and grey wolf " " mole drama script in a sunny morning, grey wolf in the castle to catch the frog back to eat his wife.灰太狼：青蛙！青蛙！你别跑！我抓到你的！Grey Wolf: frog! Frog. Don't you run! I gotcha.灰太狼看见一群小羊在城堡露台上玩Grey wolf saw a group of sheep in the castle terrace to play灰太狼：嘿嘿，今晚要改菜单了......Grey Wolf: Hey, tonight will change the menu ... ..在狼堡.....The Wolf fort ....红太狼：青蛙呢？Wolf: the frog?灰太狼：老婆，我看到小羊了，这次我一定抓到小羊Grey Wolf: wife, I saw a lamb, this time I must catch the lamb红太狼：嗯，我就再信你一次这次一定要抓羊Red: Well, I'll trust you again this time to catch the sheep灰太狼：老婆，我发明了溜溜鞋走路比常人快一倍！Grey Wolf: wife, I invented yo-yo shoes to walk faster than average one times!红太狼：抓不到羊就别回来Red Wolf: catch the sheep do not come back在羊村......In the sheep village ... ..喜羊羊：今天天气真好，大家快来玩吧！Pleasant goat: the weather is nice today, we quickly come to play!美羊羊、懒羊羊、费羊羊：好呀！The beautiful sheep sheep, sheep, for sheep: ah!喜羊羊：玩什么呢？Pleasant goat: play what?美羊羊：抓迷藏吧The beautiful sheep sheep: hide and seek懒羊羊：睡觉、吃零食A lazy sheep sheep: sleep, eat snacks沸羊羊：我无所谓....Sturdy sheep: I don't care ....喜羊羊：玩抓迷藏吧Pleasant goat: a game of hide and seek.懒羊羊：我找个地方睡觉去A lazy sheep sheep: I find a place to sleep灰太狼：亲爱的小肥羊本大王来啦Grey Wolf: dear little sheep and the king.懒羊羊：ZzzzzzLazy: Zzzzzzzz灰太狼：小肥羊们你们好！Grey Wolf: little sheep are you good!喜羊羊：灰太狼来了快逃！！！Grey Wolf: pleasant goat to flee!!!美羊羊：救命！The beautiful sheep sheep : help!灰太狼：抓住美羊羊啦Grey Wolf: catch the beautiful sheep sheep沸羊羊：美羊羊我来救你！Sturdy sheep: pretty I came to help you!灰太狼：不自量力Grey Wolf: too big for her skin沸羊羊：救命喜羊羊Pleasant goat goat : help灰太狼：跟我回家吧Grey Wolf: come home with me.在狼堡........The Wolf fort ....灰太狼：老婆羊来了Grey Wolf: wife of sheep.红太狼：快烧水煮羊Red Wolf: fast firing boiled sheep沸羊羊：救命~Sturdy sheep: help ~喜羊羊：沸羊羊！美羊羊！Pleasant goat：Sturdy sheep！The beautiful sheep sheep美羊羊：喜羊羊救我The beautiful sheep sheep: Pleasant Goat and save me喜羊羊：恩，我来解开绳子Pleasant goat: Well, I come to untie the rope喜羊羊像狼堡扔了个炸弹就和美羊羊和沸羊羊走了Pleasant goat like the Wolf fort threw a bomb on the beautiful sheep sheep and goat go灰太狼、红太狼：我们一定会回来的！！！

经典英语话剧剧本 （一）

演员表：

西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

king

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .

Birdsaredancinginthecold .

Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .

Windiscominginsilence.

Another mysteriousmanapproaches .

Y与X相遇。

X:oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !

Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.

X:Excuseme, whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?

Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?

X:Iamximenchuixue.

Y惊讶：Ar, ximenchui xue?

X:Yes,whatiswrong?

Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?

X:Great, youknowme !

Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!

X:No, Imustkillyou !

Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!

X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!

X:Pardon!

（Y拿出一袋牛奶）

X抢过牛奶：milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?

Y:pleasedrinkit!

X喝完牛奶：Thanks, ha,ha

Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?

X:Sure, must! milkismilk.

Y（恼怒+冷酷）：Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?

X:I’msureIwon’t!

Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!

X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !

Y大笑：HaHa……

X可怜状： help! help! Whereisthewashroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The "WC"?

Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!

X:Thanks,byebye.

Y掏出纸屑吹：Thisisgenuirnesnow!

H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!

Y:Whoareyou?

H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?

Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin"WC" now,ha……

H惊讶：Nowyouarethebestintheworld!

Y:Youareright!

H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?

Y:Yes,It’sverygood.

H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!

Y:Ok,Let’s go!

第二幕：无间道

H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.

K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.

H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状：Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold headache,sair and aids?

Y: Yes,Ido.

K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）

X唱着上：Onlyyou……（看到戒子） thisringshouldbemine!

K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?

Y急切： king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi（维语再见）

K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?

Y:How clever……

X冷酷：yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!

Y抱X的腿：oldbrother ! Forgiveme!

X:Forgiveme? Why?

Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit. Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou"I love you",Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!

X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s"WC"!

Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC .I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.（Y又拿出一袋牛奶）

X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!（我爱你的意思）

K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?

X:Youarestupid! Itmeans"I love you".

K:Don’t saythat"you love me". I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!

X:What? （侧耳装着听不到） You---kill----me?come, come…（X上去抓住K）

K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!

X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……

Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0（X捂着肚子，蹲下）

K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou

haveavacation.

Y:That’s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.

K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme! Hahaha……小品剧本大全

Y:Hahaha-----

H:Where’ssomewhere?

K:What?

Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s"WC"?

X:Yes,I……I…… do.

H顶着摇头：X,no, no, youcan’tgotoLady’s "WC". Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!

X: whatifI’mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !

K: youareright. onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie. Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !

H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !

K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?

H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I’maspy.

K惊讶： !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?

Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! （轻声说）Xwilldie ,goandseehim ,please .

H扑倒在X的身边：X,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !

K:what amoving story !I was impressed !

Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !

H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume !

（H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，K吓跑。音乐《再见，警察》起）

Y痛苦状：don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I’ll never dothat again !（Y死，音乐停）

（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）

H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .

X:gohome ! ?

H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !

X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor… promise meyou will survive… that youwillnevergiveup… nomatter what happens… no matter howhopeless… promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.

H: I promise .

X:Never let go .

H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go ,

X.I''''''''ll never letgo.（X死）

H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance !lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback . thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死。音乐停。）

经典英语话剧剧本 （二）

旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）

Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩）

Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的.手）

Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are.

Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）， warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）

Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.

Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?

Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）。

Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now……

Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）

Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）

Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~

Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）（ J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）

Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）

Oscar: Honey, how are you?

Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）， just so confident~（甩头发）

（Rose不小心推Oscar,Oscar落水） Oscar: Help, help!

Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的手，对视）

Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~

Rose: But……what about Oscar?

Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.

Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~

旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.

Jack: Do you feel cold?

Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.

Jack: Don’t worry. I have this! （从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）。（Jack按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）

Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I’m willing to help others.

Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）

Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.

Jack: Take my girl together.

Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）

（Indian Princess上，向观众合掌问候）

Princess: I am a princess from India.

Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?

Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾）

Princess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! （边说边后退，渐远）

（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚）

Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向观众）My name is Harry Potter. I’m from Hogwarts（霍格沃茨）。 I lose my way.

Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?

Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（耸肩）

Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）

旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.

Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can’t support us for

a long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.

Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.

Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）

Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）

Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出锤子，Rose出包子）

Jack: I lose. You see, it’s God’s choice.（Rose连连摇头）

Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!

Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）

Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死， 继续叫救命……）

（旁白唱my heart will go on,音乐起，全剧终。Jack & Rose跳舞，张开手臂经典动作作结。）。

经典英语剧剧本

经典英语话剧剧本 （一）

演员表：

西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

king

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .

Birdsaredancinginthecold .

Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .

Windiscominginsilence.

Another mysteriousmanapproaches .

Y与X相遇。

X:oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !

Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.

X:Excuseme, whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?

Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?

X:Iamximenchuixue.

Y惊讶：Ar, ximenchui xue?

X:Yes,whatiswrong?

Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?

X:Great, youknowme !

Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!

X:No, Imustkillyou !

Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!

X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!

X:Pardon!

（Y拿出一袋牛奶）

X抢过牛奶：milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?

Y:pleasedrinkit!

X喝完牛奶：Thanks, ha,ha

Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?

X:Sure, must! milkismilk.

Y（恼怒+冷酷）：Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?

X:I’msureIwon’t!

Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!

X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !

Y大笑：HaHa……

X可怜状： help! help! Whereisthewashroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The "WC"?

Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!

X:Thanks,byebye.

Y掏出纸屑吹：Thisisgenuirnesnow!

H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!

Y:Whoareyou?

H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?

Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin"WC" now,ha……

H惊讶：Nowyouarethebestintheworld!

Y:Youareright!

H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?

Y:Yes,It’sverygood.

H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!

Y:Ok,Let’s go!

第二幕：无间道

H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.

K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.

H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状：Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold headache,sair and aids?

Y: Yes,Ido.

K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）

X唱着上：Onlyyou……（看到戒子） thisringshouldbemine!

K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?

Y急切： king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi（维语再见）

K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?

Y:How clever……

X冷酷：yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!

Y抱X的腿：oldbrother ! Forgiveme!

X:Forgiveme? Why?

Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit. Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou"I love you",Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!

X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s"WC"!

Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC .I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.（Y又拿出一袋牛奶）

X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!（我爱你的意思）

K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?

X:Youarestupid! Itmeans"I love you".

K:Don’t saythat"you love me". I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!

X:What? （侧耳装着听不到） You---kill----me?come, come…（X上去抓住K）

K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!

X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……

Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0（X捂着肚子，蹲下）

K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou

haveavacation.

Y:That’s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.

K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme! Hahaha……小品剧本大全

Y:Hahaha-----

H:Where’ssomewhere?

K:What?

Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s"WC"?

X:Yes,I……I…… do.

H顶着摇头：X,no, no, youcan’tgotoLady’s "WC". Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!

X: whatifI’mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !

K: youareright. onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie. Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !

H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !

K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?

H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I’maspy.

K惊讶： !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?

Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! （轻声说）Xwilldie ,goandseehim ,please .

H扑倒在X的身边：X,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !

K:what amoving story !I was impressed !

Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !

H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume !

（H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，K吓跑。音乐《再见，警察》起）

Y痛苦状：don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I’ll never dothat again !（Y死，音乐停）

（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）

H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .

X:gohome ! ?

H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !

X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor… promise meyou will survive… that youwillnevergiveup… nomatter what happens… no matter howhopeless… promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.

H: I promise .

X:Never let go .

H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go ,

X.I''''''''ll never letgo.（X死）

H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance !lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback . thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死。音乐停。）

经典英语话剧剧本 （二）

旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）

Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩）

Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的.手）

Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are.

Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）， warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）

Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.

Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?

Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）。

Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now……

Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）

Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）

Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~

Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）（ J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）

Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）

Oscar: Honey, how are you?

Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）， just so confident~（甩头发）

（Rose不小心推Oscar,Oscar落水） Oscar: Help, help!

Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的手，对视）

Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~

Rose: But……what about Oscar?

Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.

Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~

旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.

Jack: Do you feel cold?

Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.

Jack: Don’t worry. I have this! （从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）。（Jack按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）

Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I’m willing to help others.

Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）

Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.

Jack: Take my girl together.

Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）

（Indian Princess上，向观众合掌问候）

Princess: I am a princess from India.

Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?

Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾）

Princess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! （边说边后退，渐远）

（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚）

Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向观众）My name is Harry Potter. I’m from Hogwarts（霍格沃茨）。 I lose my way.

Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?

Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（耸肩）

Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）

旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.

Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can’t support us for

a long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.

Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.

Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）

Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）

Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出锤子，Rose出包子）

Jack: I lose. You see, it’s God’s choice.（Rose连连摇头）

Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!

Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）

Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死， 继续叫救命……）

（旁白唱my heart will go on,音乐起，全剧终。Jack & Rose跳舞，张开手臂经典动作作结。）。

英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。悟空：师傅，到了。Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。 Master, please save my daughter, save my family…唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正准备把女儿送出去逃避Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着别出来了吧。Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不用管。What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲在了门后，露出一段红袖子。猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。Darling, here I am.站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. From:

1、《威尼斯商人》

威尼斯商人是由英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，是具有讽刺意味的喜剧。 大约在1596年至1597年间制作的。

该剧的情节通过三个线索得以展现：一个是Portia选择亲戚的方式；另一个是Portia选择亲戚的方式。 一个是杰西卡和罗兰多的爱与私奔。

2、《俄狄浦斯王》

《俄狄浦斯》是古希腊作家索福克勒斯（Sophocles）创作的剧本。  《俄狄浦斯》电视剧以希腊神话和传说为基础，关于俄狄浦斯杀死父亲并嫁给母亲的故事，展现了典型的希腊悲剧冲突，即人与命运之间的冲突。

3、《第十二夜》

第十二夜是英国剧作家莎士比亚创作的戏剧。 它的写法大约是1600年至1602年。它于1623年在图书办公室注册，并于同年被纳入第一本作品集。 以抒情风格和浪漫喜剧的形式，这首歌再次演唱了人文主义对爱情和友谊的美好理想，展现了生命之美和爱情之美。

4、《被缚的普罗米修斯》

“束缚的普罗米修斯”是古希腊悲剧埃斯库罗斯的戏剧作品。 在剧中，普罗米修斯主要塑造了热爱人类而不屈服于暴力的辉煌形象。 情节简单，结构并不复杂，但一直被人们珍视并被视为经典杰作。

5、《鸟》

“鸟”是阿里斯托芬斯（公元前414年）的杰作之一，它是唯一一部以神话和幻想为主题的喜剧。 在剧中，两个雅典人和一群鸟儿在天地之间建立了“云端国家”。 国家是理想的社会，贫富不分，没有剥削，劳动是生存的唯一条件。

英语剧本30人版经典短剧

勇敢的小红帽　　Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）　　Little Red Riding Hood：(拿着双节棍，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?　　Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.　　L：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!　　M：（亲切地看着L）Be ……if you are ever in trouble,don’t fight,just run , just run away.　　L： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.　　Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.　　(M下, L挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)　　L： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子摩拳擦掌地采花）I’ll pick some flowers！　　Wolf：（Wolf大步地走上台）I am gray wolf. I am so hungry. (东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood!　　Rad wolf： I am rad wolf.（指着W）he is my huaband,a foolish wolf.（叉腰出现在身后）have you got any food?　　W：（一惊，转身，谄媚地弯腰笑着）darling,i……　　R：I don’t need any explanation! I don’t want to eat vegetables any more!You must get some meat now! now!　　W：（抱头）yes darling!i will!（来到舞台中央，对L）Hi! Lovely girl!Where are you going? (狡猾的和L打招呼)　　L：who……oh!(警觉的退后）you are that bad grey wolf!aren’t you?　　W(吃惊)：how do you know?　　L：Because you looks so ugly and your prologs are very old. My mum has told me many stories about are silly and bad……you can’t trick me!　　W：（晕倒状，扶额无语）e…….　　L：(上下指指点点)：look at your dirty clothes and messy hair,no no no……how shameless!　　W：（低头看自己，一脸委屈）I don’t have money to buy new shoes or clothes or mirror……（转头看一眼R）all my monry have given my wife……　　R：（声音从后边传来）what did you say?——say again!　　W：nothing! Darling! i said nothing I sware!　　R：you’d bett be quick!i’m hungry!　　W：ok ok!（看着L，舔嘴角，恶狠狠）now,I can eat you!　　L：（摆出拳击手势，对W勾勾手指）you may try if you want to die ! i will let you know the meaning of ‘regret’ !　　W：（退后两步，犹豫）why?shi isn’t like that fool Little Red Riding Hood in story that my grandpa told me……what should I do?　　R：(上台，对W)where is my food?　　W：（指L）here shi is.　　R：why don’t you catch her?　　W：（结结巴巴）d d d darling,i……（哼哼唧唧）　　L：（突然想起，一拍脑袋）oh!my mum told me not to fight,I must run away immediately.（俯身偷偷看了一眼W，蹑手蹑脚地慢慢走开）　　R：（生气，揪住W耳朵大吼）stupid ！you are a wolf and she is only a little girl !　　W：（反应过来）yes! I am a strong wolf !（看到L要逃，指着她大喊）hey ! stop !(追上去)　　（R 挥舞平底锅加油，W追L，两人在台上跑）　　R：come on ! come on ! good ! catch her !　　（最终W捉住L）　　W：（得意洋洋）Aha! I catch you!（对R）darling,we will have meat to eat this evening!　　R：yes ! I can’t wait to have dinner! Dear, let’go home now!　　M：（从后台走上）Little Red Riding Hood?my dear? Where are you?　　L：（大喊）mum mum! I am here !　　M：（看见，吃了一惊）：grey wolf?oh no! let my daughter go !　　W：（哈哈大笑）you are day dreaming!i am a wolf !A evil wolf! I must eat her as my dinner!　　M：（沉重地）yes I know,you are a listen,’d better let her go,or you will have bad luck,you may be hurt……it’s my advise.　　（L从篮子里抽出双节棍，追着W一阵痛打，W抱头痛的满台跑）　　R：（追上W）dear! What happened ! are you ok?……dear!……（L,M,R跑下台）　　M：（惋惜、同情地） see,I have told you but you didn’t follow my words……　　（后台W的声音遥遥传来：we will go back again!）　　（L蹦蹦跳跳上台）　　L：dear mum,the grey wolf has gone away!　　M：god to be thanked!　　L：not god helps me,I can save myself ! mum ,I am clever and strong!　　M：you are right , my dear!you did a good job!　　（《健康歌》，L和M来到中央跳舞）　　L：we should do exercise everyday and be stronger,at that time ,no wolf can hurt us!mum ,let’s go to see my grandma!　　（W,R搀扶着上台，L看见了，W,R急忙要走）　　L：hey! Stop!(追下台)　　M：dear!dear! where you go ?……drea!(亦下台)

英语话剧剧本推荐：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被缚的普罗米修斯》、《鸟》。

1、《威尼斯商人》

《威尼斯商人》 是英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，是一部具有讽刺性的喜剧。大约作于1596~1597年。该剧的剧情是通过三条线索展开的：一条是鲍西亚选亲；一条是杰西卡与罗兰佐恋爱和私奔；还有一条是“割一磅肉”的契约纠纷。

2、《俄狄浦斯王》

《俄狄浦斯王》是古希腊作家索福克勒斯创作的剧本，约公元前431年演出。《俄狄浦斯王》戏剧，取材于希腊神话传说中关于俄狄浦斯杀父娶母的故事，展示了富有典型意义的希腊悲剧冲突——人跟命运的冲突。

3、《第十二夜》

《第十二夜》是英国剧作家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，约写于1600一1602年间，1623年在书业公所登记，同年收入第一对开本中。这部作品以抒情的笔调，浪漫喜剧的形式，再次讴歌了人文主义对爱情和友谊的美好理想，表现了生活之美、爱情之美。

4、《被缚的普罗米修斯》

《被缚的普罗米修斯》是古希腊悲剧家埃斯库罗斯的一部话剧作品，剧中主要塑造了普罗米修斯这一位爱护人类、不屈服于暴力的光辉形象。该剧情节简单，结构也不复杂，但它历来受到人们的重视，被视为古典名作。

5、《鸟》

《鸟》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是现存的唯一以神话幻想为题材的喜剧。剧中有两个雅典人和一群鸟一起在天和地之间建立了一个“云中鹁鸪国”。这个国家是一个理想的社会，其中没有贫富之分，没有剥削，劳动是生存的唯一条件。

呵呵。我想起了一部美国短剧，内空简练又说出了中年人的无奈，更让观众在笑声中明白了人生。该剧的中文名称：幸运路易 第一季 英文名称：Lucky Louie Season 1 .......“幸运路易”,由艾美奖得主、剧作家Louis .创作，本片主要描述了一对中产阶级夫妇和他们的孩子的日常生活。对白并不复杂，却很深刻。你可以在网上搜到的。

分类: 教育/科学 >> 外语学习 解析: NARRATOR: Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her poor appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away, but she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. And when he di *** issed her again, the old woman suddenly changed Into a beautiful lady. The prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart, and as punishment, she transformed him into a ugly beast, and placed a powerful curse on the castle, and all who lived there. Ashamed of his ugly face, the beast concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an magic rose, which would bloom until his enty-first year. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the curse would be broken. If not, he would remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair, and lost all hope, for who could ever learn to love a beast? Story Prface: There lives a beautiful girl in town , her name’s Belly, she has a kind heart, and she loves reading And she is full of imagination. Belly is so beautiful that even then most handsome boy, Gaston, propose to her. But Belly turn him down, because she think Gaston is a crude man with no respect to the others. Belly’s father is a scientist, who enjoys making some strange machines. One day, her father made a great invention, full of hopes, her father went to the apply for the patent. On the way to the Patent Office, he lost his way, and his horse run away. He was helpless, and by accidence, he came to the Castle of the Beast. But he was not wele there, he was taken prison by the beast. When Belly know her father , she came to the castle, told the beast she would take her father’s place , at the cost of her freedom, in order to set her father free. The beast agreed and let her father go. From that night on, Belly was living in the castle. Because Belly was so kind and beautiful, every body think she could break the curse, so this night, the beast invited Belly for dinner, but what happened. BEAST: What's taking so long? I told her to e down. Why isn't she here yet?!? Servant: Oh, try to be patient, sir. The girl has lost her father and her freedom all in one day. Uh, master. Have you thought that, perhaps, this girl could be the one to break the spell? BEAST: (angrily) Of course I have. I'm not a fool. Servant : Good. You fall in love with her, she falls in love with you, and--Poof!--the spell is broken! We'll be human again by midnight! (That sounds like a good title for a song-- "HumanAgain") But these things take time. And the rose has already begun to wilt. BEAST: It's no use. She's so beautiful, and I'm so...well, look at me! (LUMIERE shrugs his shoulders and looks at MRS. POTTS.) Servant: Oh, you must help her to see past all that. BEAST: I don't know how. Servant: Well, you can start by making yourself more presentable. Straighten up, try to act like a gentleman. (BEAST sits up, then straightens his face very formally) Servant: (adding in) oh yes, when she es in, give her a *** ile. Come, e. Show me the *** ile. (BEAST bears his ragged fangs in a scary, and yet funny grin.) Impress her with your rapier wit. And above all... You must control your temper! Now I pick her up. (After a while, the door creaks open. BEAST wipes the silly face off, and looks to the door expectantly.) Servant Uh, good evening. (BEAST goes from expectant to mad.) BEAST: (growling) Well, where is she? Servant: (buying time) Who? Oh! The girl. Yes, the, ah, girl. Well, actually, she's in the process of, ah, um, circumstances being what they are, ah... she's not ing. (Cut to ext of den with door slightly ajar) BEAST: WHAT!!!!!!! (Cut to ext of BELLE's room. BEAST runs up to it and bangs on the door.) BEAST: (Yelling) I thought I told you to e down to dinner! BELLE: (From behind the door) I'm not hungry. BEAST: You'll e out or I'll...I'll break down the door! Servant: (interrupting) Master, I could be wrong, but that may not be the best way to win the girl's affections. (pleading) Please! Attempt to be a gentleman. BEAST: (growing angrier) But she is being so...difficult! Servant: Gently, gently. BEAST: (very dejected) Will you e down to dinner? BELLE: No! (BEAST looks at the OBJECTS, very frustrated.) Servant: Suave. Genteel. BEAST: (Trying to act formal, bowing at the door) It would give me great pleasure if you would join me for dinner. Servant: Ahem, ahem, we say 'please.' BEAST: (once again dejected) ...please. BELLE: (Mad at BEAST) No, thank you. BEAST: (furious) You can't stay in there forever! BELLE: (provokingly) Yes I can! BEAST: Fine! Then go ahead and STARVE!!!! (To OBJECTS) If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all! This night, Belle didn’t eat anything, she felt very hungry, so she snipped out of his bedroom. She walk around in the castle, up the stairs, she came to a room which looked so strange and odd, so she came in. In the room, she saw a terrible scene, with all the furniture turned over, all things messed up. On the wall there was a torn picture. At the middle of the room, sat a table, with a rose on the chair. Just as she was about to touch the rose…..,suddenly, an angry voice …… BEAST: (growing angry) Why did you e here? BELLE: (Backing away, scared) I'm sorry, BEAST: I warned you never to e here! BELLE: I didn't mean any harm. BEAST: (Angrier) Do you realize what you could have done? (Begins to thrash at the furniture) BELLE: (Pleading, but still scared) Please, stop! No! BEAST: (Screaming) Get out!!!! GET OUT!!!! (BELLE turns and flees the room. BEAST calms down, then falls into despair, finally realizing that he may have destroyed his chances with BELLE. She reaches the stairway and grabs her cloak. She rushes down the stairs, wrapping the cloak around her and bursting past a confused LUMIERE and COGSWORTH .) Servant: Wh- Where are you going? BELLE: Promise or no promise, I can't stay here another minute! Servant: Oh no, wait, please wait! (Servant tries to respond, but BELLE slams the door behind her. He and bow their heads in sadness. Cut to BELLE outside in the forest on PHILLIPE. She begins to ride through the forest, but PHILLIPE es to a stop. She looks up and sees the WOLVES. She startled, then pulls the reins and begins to flee. She runs from side to side, making the WOLVES hit the trees (a la Speederbike chase in Return of the Jedi). PHILLIPE runs out on a frozen pond, but his and BELLE's weight collapse the ice. The WOLVES chase her into the water. Some begin to drown, but PHILLIPE is able to get out of the water before anything serious happens. He runs into a clearing, but bees surrounded by WOLVES. He bucks, throwing BELLE off and wrapping the reins around a tree branch. The WOLVES begin their attack on PHILLIPE, but BELLE es to his rescue and beats them away with a stick. One WOLF grabs the stick in its mouth and breaks half of it off, leaving BELLE defenseless. Another leaps at her, grabbing the corner of her cloak and dragging her to the ground. She looks up and sees a WOLF about to jump on top of her. It leaps and is caught in mid-air by BEAST. He throws the WOLF away, then stands behind them and BELLE. They lunge at each other. One rips a hole in BEAST's shoulder, and the others focus their attack on that spot. Finally, BEAST throws a WOLF against a tree, knocking it out. The others turn and run in fear. BEAST turns back to BELLE, looks at her despairingly, then collapses. BELLE, grateful to be alive, turns back to PHILLIPE and begins to get on, but her conscience takes over, and she walks over to the fallen BEAST. Fade to BELLE and PHILLIPE walking back to the castle, with BEAST on the horse's back. Fade to int of den, with BELLE pouring hot water out of MRS. POTTS. She soaks a rag in the water, then turns to BEAST, who is licking his wounds.) BELLE: Here now. Oh, don't do that. (BEAST growls at her as she tries to clean the wound with her rag.) Just...hold still. (She touches the rag to the wound and BEAST roars in pain. The OBJECTS, who have been watching, jump back into hiding from the outburst.) BEAST: That hurts! BELLE: (In counterpoint) If you'd hold still, it wouldn't hurt as much. BEAST: Well if you hadn't run away, this wouldn't have happened! BELLE: Well if you hadn't frightened me, I wouldn't have run away! BEAST: (Opens his mouth to respond, but has to stop and think of a good line) Well you shouldn't have been in the West Wing! BELLE: Well you should learn to control your temper! (BEAST raises his hand to bring out another point, but finds he has none, so he bows his head down again. The OBJECTS emerge from their hiding as BELLE has conquered the ferocious temper of BEAST. BELLE moves the rag closer to the wound) Now, hold still. This may sting a little. (BEAST gives a surprised grunt, then grits his teeth as the rag is applied. BELLE speaks tenderly.) By the way, thank you, for saving my life. (BEAST opens his eyes, looking surprised.) BEAST: (Also very tenderly) You're wele. (Camera zooms out and we see the OBJECTS looking on with interest. Fade to GASTON's tavern, which is empty except for GASTON, LEFOU and MONSIEUR D'ARQUE, who are all sitting at a table.) ****************************************************************************************************** BEAST: I've never felt this way about anyone. (Looks excited) I want to do something for her. (Looks discouraged.) But what? Servant: Well, there's the usual things--flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep... (Cut to int hallway leading to library. BEAST and BELLE are alone.) BEAST: Belle, there's something I want to show you. (Begins to open the door, then stops.) But first, you have to close your eyes. (She looks at him questioningly.) It's a surprise. (BELLE closes her eyes, and BEAST waves his hand in front of her. Then he opens the door. He leads her in.) BELLE: (Just as she enters the room) Can I open them? BEAST: No, no. Not yet. Wait here. (BEAST walks away to draw back the curtains. He does, and brilliant sunlight spills into the room. BELLE flinches reflexively as the light hits her face.) BELLE: Now can I open them? BEAST: All right. Now. (BELLE opens her eyes and the camera pulls back to reveal the gigantic library filled with books.) BELLE: I can't believe it. I've never seen so many books in all my life! BEAST: You--you like it? BELLE: It's wonderful. BEAST: Then it's yours. BEAST: Oh, thank you so much. This is Christmas Eve, Beast decided to tell Belle that he really loved her, he was really nervous, he asked the servant. BEAST: (hesitantly) I'm not sure I can do this. Servant: Tonight is the night! You don't have time to be timid. You must be bold, daring. BEAST: Bold. Daring. (BEAST has emerged from the tub and shakes himself dry.) Servant: There will be music. Romantic candlelight, provided myself, and when the time is right, you confess your love. BEAST: (Inspired) Yes, I -- I con--No, I can't. Servant: You care for the girl, don't you? BEAST: More than anything. (COATRACK begins to cut and chop again. COGSWORTH enters.) Servant: Ahem ahem ahem. Your lady awaits. (Cut to grand staircase, where BELLE descends from the West Wing side in a glittering gold ball gown. She reaches the landing and looks up at BEAST, who is standing at the top of the stairs in his dress clothes. He is nudged on by LUMIERE from behind the curtain, and he descends and meets BELLE at the landing. Arm in arm, they descend the last section of stairs and continue on their way to dinner, stopped momentarily by FOOTSTOOL. MRS. POTTS sings from her cart with CHIP on board.) (BELLE and BEAST have moved into the ballroom, where they move through a puter perfect dance sequence. BEAST occasionally looks over at LUMIERE and COGSWORTH for their approval. ) BEAST: Belle? Are you happy here with me? BELLE: (Hesitantly) Yes. (She looks off into the distance) BEAST: What is it? BELLE: (Looks at him desperately) If only I could see my father again, just for a moment. I miss him so much. BEAST: (Looks disappointed for a moment, then excited.) There is a way. (The pair adjourn to BEAST's lair, where BEAST hands BELLE the MAGIC MIRROR.) BEAST: This mirror will show you anything, anything you wish to see. BELLE: (Hesitantly) I'd like to see my father, please. (The MAGIC MIRROR shines into life, and BELLE turns her head away as it flashes. Then it reveals MAURICE fallen in the woods, coughing and lost. BELLE is shocked. BEAST looks at her with concern.) BELLE: Papa. Oh, no. He's sick, he may be dying. And he's all alone. (BEAST turns, then looks at the rose, deep in thought.) BEAST: Then...then you must go to him. BELLE: What did you say? BEAST: I release you. You are no longer my prisoner. BELLE: (In amazement) You mean...I'm free? BEAST: Yes. BELLE: Oh, thank you. (To MAGIC MIRROR) Hold on, Papa. I'm on my way. (BELLE turns to leave, then turns back and pushes the MAGIC MIRROR back to BEAST.) BEAST: Take it with you, so you'll always have a way to look back, and remember me. BELLE: Thank you for understanding how much he needs me. (BELLE turns to leave and BEAST looks down in depression. She touches her hand to his cheek and rushes out. We see BELLE's skirt fly past COGSWORTH, who has entered the room.) Servant: Well, your highness. I must say everything is going just peachy. I knew you had it in you. BEAST: (Very sad) I let her go. Servant: Ha ha ha, yes. Splend-- (COGSWORTH stops in the middle of his sentence.) You what? How could you do that? BEAST: I had to. Servant: (Still amazed) Yes, but why? BEAST: Because, I love her. (Cut to BEAST watching BELLE leave from above. He roars in sorrow and anger. His roar turns into the sound of the wind. BELLE is out in the snow, calling out "Papa?" Finally, she finds him face down in a snowbank. They return home, (Cut to black. POV of MAURICE as his eyes open. He sees BELLE.) Father: Belle? BELLE: It's all right, Papa. I'm home. Father: I thought I'd never see you again. BELLE: I missed you so much. Father: But the beast. How did you escape? BELLE: I didn't escape, Papa. He let me go. Father: That horrible beast? BELLE: But he's different, now. He's changed I …..I think I fell in love with him. Suddenly, Gaston jumped out from the cupboard, very angrily, when he knew whom Belle loved was that ugly beast, he ran in rage. He shouted to all the People. Gaston: That Monster is a great harm to us. He will kill us one by one, we have to kill it. Let’s go, man, let’s fight. We'll lay siege to his castle and bring back his head! (Cut to int of basement, where BELLE is prying at the window with a stick.) BELLE: I have to warn the beast. This is all my fault. Oh, Papa. What are we going to do? I must stop Gaston MOB: We don't like, what we don't Understand, it frankly scares us And this monster is mysterious at least! Bring your guns, bring your knives, Save your children and your wives, We'll save our village and our lives, We'll kill the beast! COGSWORTH: I knew it, I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up. LUMIERE: Maybe it would have been better if she had never e at all. (FOOTSTOOL es in barking. They rush over to the window expecting the return of BELLE.) LUMIERE: Could it be? MRS. POTTS: Is it she? LUMIERE: (Realizing the MOB is not BELLE) Sacre bleu, invaders! COGSWORTH: Encroachers! MRS. POTTS: (Seeing GASTON) And they have the mirror! COGSWORTH: (Issuing orders) Warn the master. If it's a fight they want, we'll be ready for them. (Turns around from window) Who's with me? Aahh! (The door is slammed as the rest of the OBJECTS leave COGSWORTH behind.) Gaston ,with all the men, rushed into the castle, they began to fight with the furniture in the castle. GASTON: Take whatever booty you can find, but remember, the beast is mine! (Cut to stairway, where OBJECTS are marching down to do battle with the MOB.) Servant: sir, the castle is under attack! BEAST: Leave me in peace. MRS. POTTS: What shall we do, master? BEAST: (Still very sad) It doesn't matter now. Just let them e. (GASTON broken off from the mob, and is searching out BEAST. BELLE, MAURICE, PHILLIPE and CHIP are making their way to the castle. Finally, the invaders are chased out and the objects celebrate their victory.) GASTON releases the arrow and it strikes BEAST in the shoulder. He screams in pain and stands. GASTON rushes him and they fly out the window onto the balcony, where it has begun to rain.) GASTON: Ha ha ha ha ha! (GASTON corners BEAST on the edge of the roof. BEAST simply sits there in despair.) GASTON: Get up! Get up! What's the matter, Beast? Too kind and gentle to fight back? (BEAST looks down ignoring him. GASTON walks into the foreground and breaks off a piece of the roof. He is about to *** ash it on BEAST's head when BELLE's voice drifts up. She is on the bridge and is yelling to GASTON, telling him to stop.) BELLE: No! BEAST: (Hearing her voice and giving him new life) Belle. BELLE: Gaston, don't! (GASTON swings down at BEAST, but he catches the weapon in his hand. BEAST rises up and roars in GASTON's face. They proceed through a fight on the rooftop. Finally, BEAST takes a hiding place among the gargoyles in the darkness. Meanwhile, BELLE enters the castle on the ground.) BELLE: Let's go, Phillipe! GASTON: Come on out and fight! Were you in love with her, beast? Did you honestly think she'd want you when she had someone like me? (BEAST has been waken enough. He fight again.) GASTON: It's over, beast! Belle is mine! (This time, however, BEAST picks up GASTON by the neck and holds him out over the edge of the roof. GASTON pleads with BEAST.) GASTON: Put me down. Put me down. Please, don't hurt me! I'll do anything! Anything! (BEAST's anger slowly melts off his face, and the look of passion r

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提供两个六人表演的英语短话剧剧本 一、白雪公主英语短话剧 SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： ----白雪出场 : My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ？ 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen , I'm very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who's the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white . 猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen音乐起，猎人追赶白雪，公主惊慌出逃 : Help me ,help me, please, please ！ 白雪顺利脱逃后 : I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\Somebody drank my water---- 3\Someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl！---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? : How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D：（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? : My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let's go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white. 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who's the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you! Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea！ 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, : Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? : Oh, yes ,thank you grandma！ 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 Snow white wake up, wake up… 音乐起，小矮人引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen！ 王子唤醒公主，公主醒了 P:Wake up ! Wake up , my queen ! : Thank you for your help ! P: My pleasure ！ 音乐起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞。

二、Dont Touch Me! 6人话剧剧本 Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员，一天，一个顾客对Vicky。.人物 Allen Jim Kuki Fenix Vicky Lisa Cast1. Vicky︰a waitress at Monday's restaurant. She is a hard working . Lisa︰another waitress at Monday's restaurant. She is a kind and naive girl. 3. Fenix︰one of customers. He's a very ill-natured . Allen and Tim︰customers at Monday's restaurant. They're good and decent . Kuki︰the boss of the I(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday's restaurant.) Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, : Hey, there are many customers today. Girls, work hard. Remember, God gives all things to : Yeah. I : We will do our door opens now. Two men come moves to the : May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to the table. Allen: Yes, : I'm starving. I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right : (laughing) Just a moment. Two men walk in the restaurant. Lisa walks toward is the menu, sirs. Allen&Tim: Thank a few minutes. Lisa and Vicky walk to the : Hey, Vicky. I don't like that customer. See, that man sits near the : Why? Does he make any troubles for you?Lisa: I don't know. I feel…….Oh, I just don't like the way he looks at II Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim : (talks to herself) Lisa is right. The way that man looks at me makes me delivers a dish again to Fenix's : Here is your meal, sir. Enjoy it, turns to the kitchen. At this moment, Fenix touches her back!Vicky: Wow~~~~ (she screams.) Kuki: (runs to Vicky) what happened?Vicky: He, he……He touched me!Fenix: No!! I didn': You lie!! I see you did that. What I say is an absolute truth. Other customers gather around them to。

On The Way Home回家的路上 Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing， 。

六个高中生走在回家的路上，一边聊天，一边笑. A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home？ 喂，伙伴们，你们放学后干什么啊？ B: I'm going to watch the soccer game parents won't let me watch in the early 'm so mad at them. 我要看足球重播.我爸妈不让我大清早起来看.我还在生他们的气呢. All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet) 大伙（唱） 如果你知道你生气你就跺跺你的脚（跺脚） C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry. 我一回家就要找吃的.饿死我了. ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm。(everybody toches his tummy) 大伙（唱）如果你知道你饿了你就摸摸你的肚皮（摸肚皮） A:(to D) what about you? A（对D说） 你呢？ D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again) D：（装打哈欠）我恨不得马上躺在沙发上.真困！（打哈欠） All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning) 大伙E除外：（唱）如果你知道你困了你就打个盹（打盹） all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found. 突然，A 意识到E不见了. A:(to F)E,where is E? A（对F说） E, F 呢？ F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago. 不知道呀.刚才还在啊. Eeverybody turns around looking for E. 大伙四处寻找E B: Look! there he is! (pointing ) 在那！ 他在那！（手指远处） C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog. 不好了，他和一个流浪狗在一起. D: I know he likes dogs. 他喜欢狗. F: but that dog looks mean. 但那狗样子很凶唉. A: we'd better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog. 我们快叫他别理那狗. Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back！ 大伙（大声叫）E！ 回来！回来！ B: Oh my god! He is bleeding！ 天啊！他流血了！ D: The dog bit him！ 他被狗咬了！ F: Hurry up！ 快过去看看！ Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning) 大伙跑过去.E 疼痛地叫着（装疼叫） ALL: (to E)are you all right？ 你怎么样？ E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning) （摇头，疼叫） A: let's call for help！ 快叫救护.！ All: help! Help！ 有人被狗咬了！有人被狗咬了！ They can not find any help nearby. 附近没有人. B: Let me carry him to the hospital. 我背他去医院吧！ All: let's go！ 走！ B picks up E and carries him on his back. B 背起E. They walk to the hospital. 他们朝医院走去. The End 剧终。

女儿：S父亲：F母亲：M场景1:S:Morning : moruing don't you sit down and eat your breakfast?S: you finish your homework dear?S:yesM:Did you brush your teeth?S:mom,I haven't finished eating breakfast 'll brush my teeth when I'm 's wrong with you arm?S:nothing。

M:Come here. Let me see. Sandy,you have tattoos?S:No! this is a picture I was draw. Look! Clean! not really , I'm sure it's not good for 've seen other teenagers walking around town with tattoos and prercingsall over their are not good can't believe you have same with 's so cool in our peers say the tattoos is very beautiful,and I think it's is art?my god。 Now, I don't have time to talk with 'm late,I've got to we must havefamily meeting to discuss your mind,it's the biggest problem with 's wrong with my mind?You don't understand me!(S：照镜子，听音乐，打电话)场景2:F:Sandy,Why don't you go to school?S:I'm free this always take a phone with your 's waste too much time for youself,and you never talk about study,your topic usually about makeup,music,chothing and "What's cool".S：（对电话里说）"call me later" Dad,I'm have my 'm old enough to make a decision with my time andwhat should I 'm not a baby!F:I'm not agree with should discuss about 。

again。 Why do you baffle me?F:What?S:Nothing。

(S: Hello,yes!I'm free。ok,see you later.)场景3:M:I think arm with tattoos is so danger that you can't change your the tattoos not ture,(S：点头)too much phone is the biggest is not alone,she want communicate with each other is waste too much time!S:Now, the biggest problem is quarrel,not me。

.翻译：场景1 ：问：早上妈妈。男：今天上午亲爱的。

男：你为什么不坐下来吃饭的早餐？问：确定。男：你完成你的功课亲爱的？问：是男：你刷牙？问：妈妈，我还没有吃完早餐 ，我刷我的牙齿当我下来。

男：沙地，有什么不好你胳膊？问：什么。男：来这里。

让我看看。沙地，您有纹身？S模式：不！这是一个图片我是抽奖。

看！清洁的！没有真正纹身。男：沙地，我相信这不是好都有看到其他青少年走动镇纹身和prercings所有他们的不好不能相信你有与他们相同。

问：妈妈，这么酷的同行说，纹身是非常漂亮，我认为这是艺术。男：纹身是艺术？我的上帝。

现在，我没有时间跟 '米晚了，我得我们必须有家庭会议，以讨论您的想法，这是最大的问题与您联系。问：有什么不好我心中？你不理解我吧！（ S模式：照镜子，听音乐，打电话）场景2 ：传真：沙地，你为什么不去上学？问：我今天上午免费。

传真：你总是需要一个电话与您的浪费太多时间为自己，你从来没有谈论研究，您的主题通常化妆，音乐， chothing和“什么是酷” 。问： （对电话里说） “后给我打电话”爸爸，我我 '米，能够作出决定的时间和我应该怎么 '米不是一个婴儿！传真：我不同意应该讨论你。

问：噢。 。

再次你为什么要困惑我吗？传真：什么？问：什么。（ S模式：您好，是的！我自由。

没关系，回头见。 ）场景3 ：男：我觉得手臂刺青是如此危险，你不能改变您的想法。

传真：但是纹身不自然， （ S模式：点头）太多手机是最大的问题。男：亲爱的，她并不孤单，她要互相沟通是好的。

传真：电话浪费太多时间！问：现在，最大的问题是争吵，而不是我。.。

SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： ----白雪出场 : My name is , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother？ 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen, I'm very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful? M: is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill . 猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃 : Help me ,help me, please, please A: what's the matter with you? : The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小动物追赶猎人下场 : I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\somebody drank my water---- 3\someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl！---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? : How do you do? My name is … Nice to meet you! D： （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? : My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let's go out for our work, bye-bye, 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful? M: is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea！ 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, : Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? : Oh, yes ,thank you grandma！ 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 wake up, wake up… 音乐起，动物引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen！ 王子吻公主，公主醒了 : Thank you for your help! P: My pleasure 音乐起，小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞。

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T-Teacher（老师） Student A&B（学生A、B） D-Doctor（校医） P-Parent（家长）

老师：（上课了，请掏出你们的语文书，今天我们学第一课。这位同学，你有问题吗？）

T: Class begins. Take out your Chinese book, please. We'll study the first text today.

「Student A holds his hand up.」

T: Any questions, boy?

举手同学：（老师，他有些不舒服，可能发烧了。）

A: He's not feeling very well, Sir. A fever, perhaps.

老师：（那你快送他去医务室吧。）

T: So quick, take him to the infrmary.

举手同学：（阿姨，他有些不舒服，可能发烧了，您能帮他看看吗？）

A: He's feeling quite sick, madam, and probably having a fever. Would you please take a look?

校医：（当然可以，量一下体温吧。）

D: Of course. Let me have your temperature.

过了一会儿

「 After a while.」

校医：（噢！38°6，看起来真的发烧了，让他给家长打电话吧）

D: Oh, ( thirty-eight point six). It seems quite a fever. You'd better give your parent a ring.

嘟--嘟--

「 Dialing.」

生病的同学：（喂，妈妈，我发烧了，很难受，你能过来接我吗？）

B: Hello, is that mom? I'm fevered and quite sick, can you come and take me home?

家长：（噢！可怜的孩子，好的，我很快就到。）

P: OHh, poor boy! No problem, I'll be there in a few minutes.

十分钟后 家长到了

「 Ten minutes later, the parent arrives.」

家长：（孩子，我来接你了，回家休息吧）

P: Kid, I'm here to take you home. Let's go and have a good rest.

生病的同学：（好的，妈妈。）

B: Okay, mom.

他们一起回家了。

「 They go home together.」

英语小剧本-----小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 （一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找东西状，东张西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辫子，天真地回答）To Grandma' is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma', I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. （做找寻的样子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高兴地对观众说）Aha , it's here.（敲门）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （边说边起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床边） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高兴地敲门）. Wolf：（装扮成Grandma的声音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。

Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（从床上跳起来说）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推门）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（发出呼呼的响声） Hunter： （端起枪想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （从桌子上拿来针线） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬来几个石头）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起枪）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，两手托着大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（边跑边说） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： （应声倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you 答案补充 英语小剧本-----小红帽 。

勇敢的小红帽　　Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）　　Little Red Riding Hood：(拿着双节棍，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?　　Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.　　L：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!　　M：（亲切地看着L）Be ……if you are ever in trouble,don’t fight,just run , just run away.　　L： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.　　Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.　　(M下, L挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)　　L： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子摩拳擦掌地采花）I’ll pick some flowers！　　Wolf：（Wolf大步地走上台）I am gray wolf. I am so hungry. (东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood!　　Rad wolf： I am rad wolf.（指着W）he is my huaband,a foolish wolf.（叉腰出现在身后）have you got any food?　　W：（一惊，转身，谄媚地弯腰笑着）darling,i……　　R：I don’t need any explanation! I don’t want to eat vegetables any more!You must get some meat now! now!　　W：（抱头）yes darling!i will!（来到舞台中央，对L）Hi! Lovely girl!Where are you going? (狡猾的和L打招呼)　　L：who……oh!(警觉的退后）you are that bad grey wolf!aren’t you?　　W(吃惊)：how do you know?　　L：Because you looks so ugly and your prologs are very old. My mum has told me many stories about are silly and bad……you can’t trick me!　　W：（晕倒状，扶额无语）e…….　　L：(上下指指点点)：look at your dirty clothes and messy hair,no no no……how shameless!　　W：（低头看自己，一脸委屈）I don’t have money to buy new shoes or clothes or mirror……（转头看一眼R）all my monry have given my wife……　　R：（声音从后边传来）what did you say?——say again!　　W：nothing! Darling! i said nothing I sware!　　R：you’d bett be quick!i’m hungry!　　W：ok ok!（看着L，舔嘴角，恶狠狠）now,I can eat you!　　L：（摆出拳击手势，对W勾勾手指）you may try if you want to die ! i will let you know the meaning of ‘regret’ !　　W：（退后两步，犹豫）why?shi isn’t like that fool Little Red Riding Hood in story that my grandpa told me……what should I do?　　R：(上台，对W)where is my food?　　W：（指L）here shi is.　　R：why don’t you catch her?　　W：（结结巴巴）d d d darling,i……（哼哼唧唧）　　L：（突然想起，一拍脑袋）oh!my mum told me not to fight,I must run away immediately.（俯身偷偷看了一眼W，蹑手蹑脚地慢慢走开）　　R：（生气，揪住W耳朵大吼）stupid ！you are a wolf and she is only a little girl !　　W：（反应过来）yes! I am a strong wolf !（看到L要逃，指着她大喊）hey ! stop !(追上去)　　（R 挥舞平底锅加油，W追L，两人在台上跑）　　R：come on ! come on ! good ! catch her !　　（最终W捉住L）　　W：（得意洋洋）Aha! I catch you!（对R）darling,we will have meat to eat this evening!　　R：yes ! I can’t wait to have dinner! Dear, let’go home now!　　M：（从后台走上）Little Red Riding Hood?my dear? Where are you?　　L：（大喊）mum mum! I am here !　　M：（看见，吃了一惊）：grey wolf?oh no! let my daughter go !　　W：（哈哈大笑）you are day dreaming!i am a wolf !A evil wolf! I must eat her as my dinner!　　M：（沉重地）yes I know,you are a listen,’d better let her go,or you will have bad luck,you may be hurt……it’s my advise.　　（L从篮子里抽出双节棍，追着W一阵痛打，W抱头痛的满台跑）　　R：（追上W）dear! What happened ! are you ok?……dear!……（L,M,R跑下台）　　M：（惋惜、同情地） see,I have told you but you didn’t follow my words……　　（后台W的声音遥遥传来：we will go back again!）　　（L蹦蹦跳跳上台）　　L：dear mum,the grey wolf has gone away!　　M：god to be thanked!　　L：not god helps me,I can save myself ! mum ,I am clever and strong!　　M：you are right , my dear!you did a good job!　　（《健康歌》，L和M来到中央跳舞）　　L：we should do exercise everyday and be stronger,at that time ,no wolf can hurt us!mum ,let’s go to see my grandma!　　（W,R搀扶着上台，L看见了，W,R急忙要走）　　L：hey! Stop!(追下台)　　M：dear!dear! where you go ?……drea!(亦下台)

英语话剧剧本推荐：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被缚的普罗米修斯》、《鸟》。

1、《威尼斯商人》

《威尼斯商人》 是英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，是一部具有讽刺性的喜剧。大约作于1596~1597年。该剧的剧情是通过三条线索展开的：一条是鲍西亚选亲；一条是杰西卡与罗兰佐恋爱和私奔；还有一条是“割一磅肉”的契约纠纷。

2、《俄狄浦斯王》

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《鸟》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是现存的唯一以神话幻想为题材的喜剧。剧中有两个雅典人和一群鸟一起在天和地之间建立了一个“云中鹁鸪国”。这个国家是一个理想的社会，其中没有贫富之分，没有剥削，劳动是生存的唯一条件。

逃课Scene I(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term : Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time : Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this : You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on : Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?——————————————————————————–Scene II(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with : I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard : You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? …Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone : No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the : To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?——————————————————————————–Scene III(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping : What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any : Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on : I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?Rita: I thought you were going to the : You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many : Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test : You are incurable. The test was this morning!——————————————————————————–Scene IV(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really : well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good : What are they?Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the : How do you know that I will not pass?Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass : Maybe you are right. What else?Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your : Why?Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too : What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for : You are a : I am just very : I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!——————————————————————————–Scene V(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the : Why?Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be : That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut : Ok. Let’s go.(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)——————————————————————————–Tags: 6人剧本, 大学生活, 趣味剧本

60个经典话剧剧本英语版

大学英语话剧剧本 （一）

The rhythm of love

Actors: 孔上海  丁宗玉  冯杰  朱媛媛  赵红玉  冯芳报幕：李彩丽

X:孔上海 J: 冯杰    W:朱媛媛  D:丁宗玉  Y: 冯芳  Z: 赵红玉（总道具：一个可以撕页的卡）

第一幕：

道具：凳子两个，棒棒糖。

人物：孔上海  冯杰  朱媛媛

（冯杰and 朱媛媛 唱歌入场 《Girlfriend》艾薇儿）（冯杰 and 朱媛媛 唱完后 找个凳子坐下 做聊天状）孔上海： Today, there is a dance party, I join in and want to find my girl!! Where are you, my girl!!!（手势动作）（孔上海走到朱媛媛面前端详， 当朱媛媛伸出手以为要请她跳舞时候，孔上海马上跳到冯杰面前，给棒棒糖，唱老鼠爱大米英文版，然后两人到台前）孔上海： I have fell in love with you!

冯杰： It’s too rapid! I can’t confront it.

孔上海： Ok! Shall we try to live some day to be suitable to each other?

冯杰： Although I admit you are a food boy, but…孔上海： Ok. So much for today. I will send text messages to you tonight, wait for me, my sweet!

冯杰：……

（孔，冯杰退下 朱媛媛起身 上前走一步，先回头张望）（背景音乐响起《Right Here Waiting》）朱媛媛： Not every one you loved is suitable to you, and you will lose a chance to get a better one I will be waiting for you until I change my mind…（语速变缓）第二幕：

道具：凳子两个，外套一件（先放在地上），饭盒一个，英语书。

人物：孔上海  冯杰  朱媛媛

（朱媛媛先进来，带上饭盒 放在孔上海的座位上，恋恋不舍离开并一边回头张望，然后坐到自己位置上，拿起书看）（孔上海入场，先是看到了饭盒，很奇怪，端起）孔上海：It’s strange! 朱媛媛，is it yours?

朱媛媛： No ! it’s yours.

孔上海： Ok that’s fine . No matter who it belongs , I’m hungry now , eating is a good choice.

（冯杰进来，看到孔上海在吃饭）

冯杰： Is it delicious? Wish you have a good time!

（冯杰然后走开 走到门外）

（孔上海走向前台 指着冯杰）

孔上海： It’s she bring the food! She is concerned about me!!

（高兴状，然后回去， 睡觉了）

（朱媛媛看到孔上海睡觉了就偷偷摸摸的过去，给他加衣服，此时冯杰在门口进来  刚好看到）（朱媛媛做出可爱状 恋恋不舍状，慢慢走开 碰到冯杰）朱媛媛： Hi  冯杰！

冯杰：  Hi  朱媛媛！ Nice to meet you .

（朱媛媛急急忙忙走开，冯杰走进去，回了回头 很用力的砸书，孔上海被惊醒）第三幕：

道具： 纸做的棒子一个，木棒子一个，水桶（纸做的`也可以）， 新华字典，新华字典书皮，大话西游草稿。（音乐：敢问路在何方）赵红玉： Hi, boy! It looks like you have lost your girl friend, right?

孔上海： Yes. How do you get to know?

赵红玉：  贫道

冯芳：  first blood! （打赵红玉…）

赵红玉：  贫僧 come from china! I’m the master of Buddhism.

孔上海：  I know you! You have three students: a monkey a pig and a monster. It’s you 去西天取经赵红玉：  no ! not 去西天取经，but 去西天拜堂成亲。

（孔上海做出惊讶状）

赵红玉：  I have a good book only sold ten yuan … do you want to get one?

孔上海：  葵花宝典？

赵红玉：  no no no  新华字典！！！（撕下书皮）Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it, if I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. if you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say ten thousands years. That man is you the only man I love in this world is you .only you（sing）冯芳：  stop!  Double kill! （并打赵红玉…）  孔上海， listen carefully and then answer the questions, do you like eating pork?

孔上海：  yes! It’s my favorite!

冯芳：  tripe kill!! （并打孔上海…） I’m 猪八戒 , the most clever beautiful handsome bright pig in the world!!!

赵红玉：  八戒！ I persuade you many times that you not play too many computer games! especially 魔兽争霸 and dota!!

冯芳：  I had a girl called 嫦娥… I have a dream that one day this love will rise up ,it’s a dream deeply rooted in the dream!  Oh!!嫦娥！！！ I miss you!!!!

孔上海：  oh???  高翠兰is there.

冯芳：  where? Where? 翠兰！！I’m coming!!

（冯芳马上跑了过去，赵红玉追了过去 边喊 八戒！八戒！）孔上海：  a silly pig. My classmates had three girl friends called 嫦娥。

第四幕：紧箍

（冯杰  丁宗玉上场）

冯杰：  丁宗玉， I’m your girl friend now. Tomorrow, would you love me as today?

丁宗玉：  oh my silly girl, why would you say so ? I’m a man with responsibility, you are my first girl !

冯杰：  丁宗玉， I trust you forever……

（冯杰，丁宗玉开始拿到冰激凌的盒子， 丁宗玉喂冯杰吃，此时孔上海上场，做四处张望状）孔上海：  冯杰！ Where are you!! You are my girl!

（此时看到冯杰，丁宗玉 在亲密， 孔上海 冲了过去）孔上海：  冯杰 ! You are here! I’m looking for you all night!  （生气 惊讶状）who is he? Why will you get along with him?

冯杰：  get out! I hate you! you are a cheat , 朱媛媛 is your girl , right?

孔上海：  no!朱媛媛is just my classmate, why do you think so? （此时孔上海上前想要解释 不小心把冯杰推倒， 冯杰做倒地状）…（此时丁宗玉 上前，一把打倒孔上海， 孔上海倒地）孔上海：  冯杰！ I defeat him! You know you are my only girl and I love you so much that I can do anything for you!

（此时 赵红玉，冯芳上场 看到丁宗玉 做出惊讶状 ）赵红玉：  Wukong（丁宗玉）！ Why do you stay here? We are going to Xitian!

丁宗玉：  oh my god!!! Master tang  … I just have some little thing, could you wait a moment?

赵红玉：  Wukong ! You are as naughty as before.（开始念紧箍咒）（丁宗玉 开始痛苦）

冯杰：  No !! 丁宗玉！！ You are not my boy! You are sun wukong! Oh my lady gaga!!! You are just a monkey!!!

冯芳：  Brother monkey!  What are you doing! I will tell all happened to 紫霞仙子…丁宗玉：  Oh no!! You silly pig!!!  Wait!! Wait!!

（赵红玉，冯芳 开始走了， 丁宗玉马上追上）（音乐： 梁静茹《可惜不是你》）

第五幕：

道具：优乐美

（孔上海 继续倒在地上， 朱媛媛 走过来 扶起他）朱媛媛：  You know you can lose a chance but no second to get a better one I will be waiting for you and miss you until I change my mind…孔上海：  Really? I’m sure you are the best girl for me（朱媛媛 拿出奶茶）

朱媛媛：  Do you know who you are?

孔上海：  I’m 孔上海！ Any wrong?

朱媛媛：  No ! You are this !

孔上海：  Am I just a milky tea?

朱媛媛：  You are my 优乐美！！！

（背景音乐响起：《蒲公英的约定》前奏）

（两人相扶而起，冯杰 进入视野，冯杰开始告白）（冯杰看到孔上海，朱媛媛在一起了，先顿了顿 然后走了过去）冯杰： I know ,I know … Not everyone I loved is suitable to me, and I will lose a chance to get one …孔上海： And no second choice to get a better one.

The End

大学英语话剧剧本 （二）

《May Dream Won't Come Ture》

Scene1

（学校食堂里，下课铃刚响）

Narrator:又一个上午过去了，食堂里迎来了新一轮的抢饭风暴。"襄樊学院广播台提醒各位抢饭同学注意形象，注意排队秩序".

（人潮涌进，餐桌上迅速被书和包占领，卖饭窗口前排成N条长龙，A与B小跑上场）A:Oh,no!There is no food again!We have already ran as fast as we can.

B:（看看手表）25 seconds 'd better run quickly tomorrow.

A:What a wonderful thing if we needn't（指那堆挤来挤去的人）like this!

B:'s go ,back to dormitory,eat the junk food!What's lesson this afternoon?

A:We have a listening 's boring!I may sleeping again~Scene2

（A的办公室内）

Narrator:果然，下午的听力课上，A又睡着了，这次，她梦到了她的理想生活……（A坐在办公桌前，秘书走进）

秘书：Good morning,'ll tell you today's arrangement:You have two lessons in the morning,they are music class and a computer less on after 's all.

（秘书退至一旁，音乐老师推门进）

A: sit down.

音：（拿着几张CD）That's no have nothing to teach homework is listen to these them,Jay Chou's new record is the most you have nothing to answer,I'll go.

A:（翻看CD）All !（停顿片刻）The next one!（体育老师上）A:Oh,should I wear athlete uniform?

体：Of course you needn' my class,you can just sit here and watch some sports do you prefer,football or basketball?

A:Er…Baskerball is Okay.

体：Good!Boys,come on!（演员上场，表演花式篮球，配乐）体：Are you satisfied?

A:Em…just hope to watch football next may go now.

体： a good week!（体育老师下，秘书和服务员上）秘：A,It's time to have lunch.（退到一旁）服：Good do you want today?

A:Mmm…Today I just want to eat something and red wine,please.

服：Thank you.（鞠躬）Wait a moment,please.（下场，秘书上前整理书桌 ,A翻看杂志）秘：（整理完毕，打开文件夹）The computer teacher just called me that he would replace the lesson with a practise one in the Network you can play the Crazy Dance on-line well.

A:Really?That's great.（饭菜送上）That's tips.

服：Thank you very much.（退场）

Scene3

Narrator:A下午的计算机课变成了网吧的实践课，这不，只见她奔腾地冲进了奔腾网吧，用183迈的速度将上下楼搜了个遍，猛然地发现座无虚席，于是她又奔腾地冲出了奔腾网吧，剑一样地射进了183.她今天的任务是练好劲舞团！

（A跑进网吧，找台电脑迅速坐下，开始游戏。音乐起，表演真人版劲舞团）（数分钟后）

A:（伸个懒腰）So great that my computer's homework has finished.

Scene4

Narrator:就这样，A无忧无虑地度过了大学四年，终于到了要找工作的时候，A却四处碰壁，听到的最多的一句话莫过于——面试官：（很礼貌地请A离开）I'm so sorry!

（A那着简历，垂头丧气地从台上走了一圈，脑海中不停回响那句话"Narrator:I'm so sorry……"）Scene5

（听力考试的考场上，老师开始收卷，发现A在酣睡）Narrator:下午的听力测试要结束了，A的梦也该 醒了……老师：（很不耐烦地拍拍桌子，发现A仍然没醒，然后提高音量）Good afternoon!!!A!!!

A:（换个睡觉姿势）En…Beafsteak and red wine,'s tips.（抓起试卷递上去）老师：（看到空白的试卷，摇摇头）I'm so sorry!But I had to give you zero!You see, your paper is so clean!

（下课铃响，老师无奈离开，同学们纷纷冲出教室，只有B还等着A）B:Hey!（看表）You have delayed have nothing to eat again!

A:（刚刚清醒）Wow,'s just a dream!（欢呼）It's doesn't 's not a bad choice to fight for food sometimes,isn't it?

B:Gosh!Were are you frightened by the terrible dream?

A:Why did you say that?It's really a wonderful think it will turn my life around（欢快语气）。

B:So you won't sleep in the class?

A:Of 's go to the canteen!

B:Well,let's go!

Narrator:My dear friends,which life do you prefer to ,in the dream or in reality?（音乐起）~The End~

大学英语话剧剧本 （三）

by Betty Liao

Cast

George

Mancy

Ken

Tida

Annie

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Character descriptions:

（G）George - He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.

（K）Ken - He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed.

（T）Tida - He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.

（M）Mancy-She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings.

（A）Annie -She is Mancy’s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking.

Plot:

There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives……SceneⅠ

（In Girls’ Dorm）

M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything’s so cheap there.

A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, "Annie, let’s go eat at Hung-Lin. （They walk hand in hand.）M: We’re friends. Our friendship will last forever. （They look at each other, and cross their fingers.）OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don’t like each other.

SceneⅡ

（Boys’ Dorm）

Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.

M: What’s the most important thing for you?

G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.

M: Wow…I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s sad.

T: Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.

K: It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep.

（George and Mancy just keep talking.）

M: George, you’re so humorous.

T: （hits the desk） No more talking.

（At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.

Annie calls Mancy.）

M: Hello, this is Mancy.

A: Mancy, it’s Annie. Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?

M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I’m with …George……A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.

M: I know. Next time we’ll go out to have fun together.

SceneⅢ

（In class）

K: Sorry, I’m late.

（Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.）K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.

G: Oh. It’s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.

T: I didn’t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.

K: Come on! Are you kidding? I’m not happy about that. Please don’t do that again.

T: Oh…OK.

A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?

M: Hmm…I’d like to see the movie, but I had a date.

A: Who was with you? George?

M: Yes…

A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But …now George is all your life.

M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.

A: I don’t think so.

K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.

T: I agree with you. I can’t play my computer games well.

（The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.）Scene Ⅳ

（On the road）

M: Where are we going?

G: We’re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You’ll be very interested in it.

M: Wow, I’m so excited. But you’re riding too fast.

G: That’s OK.

Oh, no!  （ George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.）SceneⅤ

（In the hospital）

M: Are you OK?

G: Oh…I’m OK. Don’t worry. How about you?

M: Just a little hurt.

G: I’m so sorry.

M: No, don’t say that.

G: But the surprise …

M: That’s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?

G: Maybe I need a walking stick.

Scene Ⅵ

（In the boys’ dorm）

K: What happened to you?

G: I had a motorcycle accident.

T: Are you OK?

G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot

K: How did it happen?

G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.

T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?

G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That’s so exciting!

K: But it’s dangerous. You might get killed.

T: Yeah, Ken’s right. Safety is the only way to go home.

G: Well, I’ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.

T: You’re hurt. How are you going to class later?

K: We can help him go to class.本文转自 : That’s a good idea.

G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’re good friends.

K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.

T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.

Scene Ⅶ

（In the girls’ dorm）

A: Oh, my…Are you OK?

M: I feel just a little painful.

A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?

M: I've already forgiven you. Anyway, we’re best friends.

A: Thanks, I’ll treat you to dinner…

M: Really? Where will we go?

A: Hung-Lin, of course.

M: Oh, no!

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