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经典英语舞台剧猫是吗，《驯悍记》、《仲夏夜之梦》、《雾都孤儿》、《麦克白》、《跃过布谷鸟巢》、《魔力爵士乐》、《勇敢的新大陆》、《飞越疯人院》、《欲望号街车》、《英式茶会》、《... 经典英语舞台剧
猫是吗，《驯悍记》、《仲夏夜之梦》、《雾都孤儿》、《麦克白》、《跃过布谷鸟巢》、《魔力爵士乐》、《勇敢的新大陆》、《飞越疯人院》、《欲望号街车》、《英式茶会》、《炼狱》、《白鲸记》、《谋杀福尔摩斯》等一系列作品
《仲夏夜之梦》。
话剧是一种移植到中国的外来戏剧形式，中国话剧由于社会变革需求应运而生。话剧原本是西方舶来品，英语名为Drama，最初中文译名曾用过新剧、文明戏等名称。
1920年，以上海新舞台上演萧伯纳名剧《华伦夫人之职业》和民众戏剧社的成立为标记，话剧正式走上中国舞台。在整个20世纪20年代，“戏剧”这个称谓基本等同于后来的“话剧”。
1928年，导演洪深提议将其定名为话剧，以统一有关这个新的艺术形式的多种不同称谓，并使其区别于中国传统戏曲，以独立的艺术品格和崭新姿态屹立于中国艺坛。
话剧是以对话和动作为主要表现手段的戏剧，欧洲各国通称戏剧。中国早期话剧产生于1907年，当时称“新剧”或“文明戏”，但新剧于辛亥革命之后逐渐衰落。
五四运动后，欧洲戏剧传入中国，中国现代话剧兴起，当时称“爱美剧”、“白话剧”或“真新剧”，1928年由戏剧家洪深提议定名“话剧”。著名话剧有《威尼斯商人》等。
经典英语话剧剧本 （一）
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
king
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .
Birdsaredancinginthecold .
Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .
Windiscominginsilence.
Another mysteriousmanapproaches .
Y与X相遇。
X:oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.
X:Excuseme, whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?
X:Iamximenchuixue.
Y惊讶：Ar, ximenchui xue?
X:Yes,whatiswrong?
Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?
X:Great, youknowme !
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!
X:No, Imustkillyou !
Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!
X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!
X:Pardon!
（Y拿出一袋牛奶）
X抢过牛奶：milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?
Y:pleasedrinkit!
X喝完牛奶：Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
X:Sure, must! milkismilk.
Y（恼怒+冷酷）：Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?
X:I’msureIwon’t!
Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状： help! help! Whereisthewashroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The "WC"?
Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出纸屑吹：Thisisgenuirnesnow!
H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!
Y:Whoareyou?
H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin"WC" now,ha……
H惊讶：Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
Y:Youareright!
H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?
Y:Yes,It’sverygood.
H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
第二幕：无间道
H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.
K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.
H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状：Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold headache,sair and aids?
Y: Yes,Ido.
K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）
X唱着上：Onlyyou……（看到戒子） thisringshouldbemine!
K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?
Y急切： king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi（维语再见）
K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?
Y:How clever……
X冷酷：yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!
Y抱X的腿：oldbrother ! Forgiveme!
X:Forgiveme? Why?
Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit. Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou"I love you",Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!
X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s"WC"!
Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC .I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.（Y又拿出一袋牛奶）
X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!（我爱你的意思）
K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?
X:Youarestupid! Itmeans"I love you".
K:Don’t saythat"you love me". I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!
X:What? （侧耳装着听不到） You---kill----me?come, come…（X上去抓住K）
K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!
X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……
Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0（X捂着肚子，蹲下）
K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou
haveavacation.
Y:That’s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.
K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme! Hahaha……小品剧本大全
Y:Hahaha-----
H:Where’ssomewhere?
K:What?
Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s"WC"?
X:Yes,I……I…… do.
H顶着摇头：X,no, no, youcan’tgotoLady’s "WC". Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!
X: whatifI’mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !
K: youareright. onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie. Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !
H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !
K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?
H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I’maspy.
K惊讶： !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?
Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! （轻声说）Xwilldie ,goandseehim ,please .
H扑倒在X的身边：X,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !
K:what amoving story !I was impressed !
Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !
H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume !
（H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，K吓跑。音乐《再见，警察》起）
Y痛苦状：don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I’ll never dothat again !（Y死，音乐停）
（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）
H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .
X:gohome ! ?
H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !
X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor… promise meyou will survive… that youwillnevergiveup… nomatter what happens… no matter howhopeless… promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.
H: I promise .
X:Never let go .
H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go ,
X.I''''''''ll never letgo.（X死）
H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance !lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback . thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死。音乐停。）
经典英语话剧剧本 （二）
旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）
Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩）
Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的.手）
Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are.
Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）， warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）
Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.
Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?
Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）。
Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now……
Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）
Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）
Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~
Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）（ J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）
Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）
Oscar: Honey, how are you?
Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）， just so confident~（甩头发）
（Rose不小心推Oscar,Oscar落水） Oscar: Help, help!
Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的手，对视）
Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~
Rose: But……what about Oscar?
Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.
Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~
旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.
Jack: Do you feel cold?
Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.
Jack: Don’t worry. I have this! （从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）。（Jack按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）
Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I’m willing to help others.
Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）
Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.
Jack: Take my girl together.
Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）
（Indian Princess上，向观众合掌问候）
Princess: I am a princess from India.
Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?
Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾）
Princess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! （边说边后退，渐远）
（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚）
Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向观众）My name is Harry Potter. I’m from Hogwarts（霍格沃茨）。 I lose my way.
Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?
Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（耸肩）
Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）
旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.
Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can’t support us for
a long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.
Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.
Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）
Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）
Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出锤子，Rose出包子）
Jack: I lose. You see, it’s God’s choice.（Rose连连摇头）
Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!
Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）
Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死， 继续叫救命……）
（旁白唱my heart will go on,音乐起，全剧终。Jack & Rose跳舞，张开手臂经典动作作结。）。
1、《威尼斯商人》 《威尼斯商人》 是英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，是一部具有讽刺性的喜剧。大约作于1596~1597年。该剧的剧情是通过三条线索展开的：一条是鲍西亚选亲；一条是杰西卡与罗兰佐恋爱和私奔；还有一条是“割一磅肉”的契约纠纷。 2、《俄狄浦斯王》 《俄狄浦斯王》是古希腊作家索福克勒斯创作的剧本，约公元前431年演出。《俄狄浦斯王》戏剧，取材于希腊神话传说中关于俄狄浦斯杀父娶母的故事，展示了富有典型意义的希腊悲剧冲突——人跟命运的冲突。 3、《第十二夜》 《第十二夜》是英国剧作家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，约写于1600一1602年间，1623年在书业公所登记，同年收入第一对开本中。这部作品以抒情的笔调，浪漫喜剧的形式，再次讴歌了人文主义对爱情和友谊的美好理想，表现了生活之美、爱情之美。 4、《被缚的普罗米修斯》 《被缚的普罗米修斯》是古希腊悲剧家埃斯库罗斯的一部话剧作品，剧中主要塑造了普罗米修斯这一位爱护人类、不屈服于暴力的光辉形象。该剧情节简单，结构也不复杂，但它历来受到人们的重视，被视为古典名作。 5、《鸟》 《鸟》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是现存的唯一以神话幻想为题材的喜剧。剧中有两个雅典人和一群鸟一起在天和地之间建立了一个“云中鹁鸪国”。这个国家是一个理想的社会，其中没有贫富之分，没有剥削，劳动是生存的唯一条件。
经典英语舞台剧剧本搞笑
初一英语搞笑话剧剧本
话剧创作的'特点.比较突出的表现是创作风格的平民化,反映普通人生活,塑造普通人形象,成为话剧艺术家十分关注的题材。以下是初一英语搞笑话剧剧本，欢迎阅读。
Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)
by Cecilia Liu 刘怡芬
5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。
人物
Bunny Cheng: Bunny Chen
Eliza Lin: Daughter
Celine Tu: Reporter et Aside
Sano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)
Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)
SCENE I
A mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.
Mom: Hello~
Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.
Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!
The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…
Mom: Hello~
Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?
Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, I won’t believe you.
Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~)
Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)
But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…
Mom: Eliza~
Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?
Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.
Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.
SCENE II英语剧本大全
Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.
The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.
The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.
Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)
Small gangster: Ouch! . .
At this moment, the girl appears.
Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?
Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.
Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!
Big gangster: (Hitting the small gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!
Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!
Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?
Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?
Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.
Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.
Eliza: Never mind!
Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there?
Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.
Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…
Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.
Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.
Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.
Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~
Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.
Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!
Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.
Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.
Eliza goes with the gangsters.
In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.
Eliza: What are you doing?
Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!
Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.
Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?
Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.
Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!
Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!
Eliza keeps crying.
Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!
Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed)
Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)
Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.
Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.
SCENE III
Mother is preparing dinner.
Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!
No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.
Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m hungry.
As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.
Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!
Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.
Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!
Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!
Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!
Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)
Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop.
The gangster takes the phone away.
Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.
Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.
Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?
Mom: Bargain is my hobby.
Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remember don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.
Mom: . See you then!
At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.
Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.)
The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor.
Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?
Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.
Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?
Big gangster: Where is the ransom?
Mom: Release my daughter first!
Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!
Mom: No way!
And the battle begins.
Mom: Justice is always the winner.
Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!
Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.
Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife . A . fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved.
Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?
Small gangster: I……
Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)
Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.
Eliza: Me! Me!
Celine: What do you want to say?
Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!
Mom: My turn. My turn.
Celine: . . What do you want to say after winning the fight?
Mom: Well……
Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle.
Mom: Yes. And the gangsters…
Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.
Mom: Right. And they…
Celine: They want to trick you, but…
Mom: But… enough. I’m hungry. I want to go home with my daughter.
Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call will often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.
初中英语搞笑话剧剧本
话剧主要叙述手段为演员在台上无伴奏的对白或独白，但可以使用少量音乐、歌唱等。以下是初中英语搞笑话剧剧本，欢迎阅读。
第一幕 开场白
旁白：Long long ago there lived a beautiful princess, and there is a big family. But the hostess died. Her son is handsome and goodness. Her husband married another wife. The stepmother is very cruel to the son. One day their King will hold a ball and choose a prince for his daughter.
B: Girls in the other side look at me, look at me, look at me …I am David, handsome and cool. I try my best to loose my weight for this ball. This is my photo three days ago.
C: I am rich and humor. Look at my snow-white teeth, because I use the famous toothpaste---Peer.
A: Oh, Can I go to the ball?
B and C: No!
B: Look at yourself. The clothes are so bad and dirty.
C: Yes, yes.
B: Your hair …（用手拨几下）
C: What a mass!
B: Your face
C: Black and dirty, you seemed like a frog.（B拿出青蛙的.照片）
B: How can you go to meet the beautiful princess?
Stepmother: OK, children, let’s go!
C: Mum, what about him?
Stepmother: You, just stay at home to do some housework.
A: But, Mum, I want to go there.
Stepmother: Oh, OK.
B and C: Mum, why do you take him? Don’t you think he will loose our face?
Finally, they go without A.
第二幕 仙女下凡
A: Why Why Why I can’t go to join that ball.
旁白： At this time a beautiful fairy appear.
Fairy: Ahh, my poor child! What things make you so sad?
A: The beautiful princess will held a ball, but my stepmother and my brothers don’t let me go there.
Fairy: My good boy, let me help you. (拿出一套礼服)
A:（喜出望外，准备去参加舞会。）
Fairy: Wait for a moment. Don’t forget your shoes.（拿出一双耐克鞋）
A: Thank you, my respectful fairy.
第三幕 一见钟情
旁白：A is wearing beautiful clothes going to the palace as quickly as possible, but his brother and stepmother have already arrived.
门卫：The next, the Trade’s first son.
B: Oh, beautiful princess. I have greatly admired you for a long time, and you are like a Pizza in my heart.
Princess: Please wait for a moment, what talent and skill you have?
B: I’ll sing a song for you. (Singing) Only you
Princess: Pass.
门卫：The next. The Trade’s second son.
C: La la I am a
Princess: Pass.
旁白：At that time A was appearing on the front door of the palace. All the people were shocked by his handsome and demeanor.
A: Beautiful princess. Can I sing a song for you?
Princess: Sure, please.
A: （扶着公主从宝座上走下，两人目光对视，走成一个圈，开始唱歌）。
旁白：All the people seem to disappear. Only A is left in the princess’s eyes. And so is the princess. Dang dang dang the clock strikes 12. A is waken from the happiness.
A: Princess, I must go now. I am very sorry.
Princess: Wait
旁白：In a hurry A dropped one of his shoes. But the princess was following him.
A: (A look at princess and that shoe he has to go into the forest.)
第四幕 丢失的鞋
旁白：The next morning, the guard brings the shoe to the princess.
侍卫：My princess, this is the shoe left by Yang Master yesterday.
Princess: That’s great! God save me! Go and declare: Whoever can wear this shoe will be my prince.
第五幕 结局
旁白：The guars declared this thing in the whole city and it caused a big sensation. The two prince of the Trade are more excited.
B: Oh, it’s so beautiful. I’m sure I can wear this shoe.
C: Do you think it is possible? Only I can wear that shoe.
Stepmother: Stop talking, my dear sons. Go to get ready for it quickly. The guards will come in no time.
旁白：A was sweeping floor more and more slowly. The guards came in.
侍卫：This is the shoe. Come and try it.
旁白：At this moment B caught it quickly, tried it and murmured.
B: why can’t I put it on?
Stepmother: My dear, let me help you.
旁白：The mother pulled B to the corner cutting his toe. Then B put the shoe very hardly.
B: My princess, let’s go.（一瘸一拐）
Princess: No, you are not my prince. Take off the shoe.
C: Let me try. Let me try. (murmuring)I cannot wear it either.
旁白：The mother pulled C to the corner again, and cut his heel.
C: My princess, let’s go.
Princess: No, you are not my prince, either. （一瘸一拐）
侍卫：Who else doesn’t try to put on the shoe here?
A: (In a low voice) Let me have a try.(A put the shoe without any difficulty. It just fit him. And A took off his dirty clothes again.)
Princess: Wow, you are my prince.
Princess and Prince got married. Then they live together and they are very happy.
三人英语搞笑话剧剧本
话剧指以对话为主的戏剧形式。下面是我为你带来的三人英语搞笑话剧剧本 ，欢迎阅读。
3人短剧，简单有趣，每人不超过10句话，并且都是很简单的话，经理只有一句词，但是还比较有水平。由一个笑话改编。
最后结果出人意料，其实是服务生误解了顾客。
C,the customer.
W,the waiter.
M,the manager.
In the restaurant.
W:What can I do for you,sir?
C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg 's all.
W:A moment.
W:Yours,sir.
C:Thank you.
C:Waiter.
W:Yes?Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:I'm 'll change it for you.
W:Here your .
C:Thank you.
C:waiter!
W:Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:'m terribly change it in a second.
C:'m sorry for the is the soup.
W:OK.
C:Waiter!!
W:Sir?
C:Call your manager,please.
M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup?
C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON?
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒
J：沙僧
B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的`村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
(谢幕)
神笔马良经典英语舞台剧剧本
The story of "The Magic Paintbrush" (神笔马良) is a popular Chinese folktale. It tells the story of a poor boy named Ma Liang who was given a magic paintbrush by an old man as a reward for his the magic paintbrush, Ma Liang could paint anything he wanted, and the things he painted would come to life. He used his power to help the poor and needy, and his paintings of food, clothes, and money miraculously provided for those who were starving and in , the greedy and powerful people of the town soon learned of Ma Liang's power and forced him to use the magic paintbrush to paint things for their own selfish desires. When Ma Liang refused, he was punished and the magic paintbrush was taken away from the end, Ma Liang was able to retrieve the magic paintbrush and use it to defeat the greedy rulers and help the people. The story teaches the importance of using one's talents and powers for the greater good, and the dangers of allowing greed and corruption to take hold.
《神笔马良》是一部儿童文学经典，也有根据该作品改编的剧本和动画片。以下是根据剧本整理出的台词，供参考：
Once upon a time there lived a boy named Maliang in a small village. He was a very good boy, but he lost his parents when he was eight. He was poor and his life was hard. But he wanted to learn painting and he never lost his heart. He didn’t have a paintbrush, so he practiced painting with a stick, he painted swimming fish on a rock, he painted birds on the ground. Everyday he tried so hard. Afterwards he had a paintbrush, it was magic. He painted a bird on the wall, then the bird flew away. He painted a fish,then the fish was real. Maliang was a good boy, he helped people with his magic paintbrush. There was an old woman, she didn’t have food. Maliang painted food, then the food was real. There were some poor children, they had no new clothes. Maliang painted new clothes for them. A bad man knew it. He was greedy and never helped people. He took Maliang’s paintebrush and painted gold. But it didn’t make gold, it made a snake. The bad man was angry,. The magic paintbrush din’t help him, it only helped Maliang. So he took Maliang away. “I want lots and lots of gold” said the bad man,“You paint it!” So Maliang painted a gold hill in the sea and a big ship for the bad man. The ship was real. Then the bad man went to sea in his ship. Maliang painted strong wind on the sea, there came a storm and the bad man didn’t come back. From then on, Maliang helped the poor villagers with his magic paintbrush and they lived happily.
经典英语舞台剧童话故事
三年级包括三年级小学生可以演的英语童话剧可以是小红帽（little red riding hood）
1,白雪公主2,小红帽的故事3,三只小猪盖房子4,卖火柴的小女孩想了解更多可以参考格林童话和安徒生童话，这些都是国外作品，也适合小孩子演也可访问网站
The Dog and his Bone One fine day , a greedy dog took a walk. 晴朗的一天，一条贪婪的狗在散步。 He saw something in the grass. 他看到草地上有什么东西。 “Oh, it’s a bone! I love bones! “Oh，它是骨头! 我爱骨头! What a lucky day! Lucky day! Lucky day!” 多幸运的一天!幸运的日子! 幸运的日子!” “Hmm. How will I cook my new bone? “Hmm。我将怎么烹调我刚得到的骨头呢？ Will I smoke it? No! 我把它熏制一下？不! Will I boil it? No！” 我是否把它煮一煮？不！” “Hmm. Will I fry it? Not likely! “Hmm。 我是否将它油煎？不合适! I will eat it as it is. 我就这样吃了它吧。 That is the best way to eat a delicious bone. 那是吃一根可口骨头的最佳方式。 Lulu， lala! Lulu， lala!” Lu-lu, la-la! Lu-lu, la-la!” “Oh, what if another dog sees me? “Oh，若另一条狗看见了我呢？ No , I will not, I will not share my bone. 不，我不愿意，我不愿意分享我的骨头。 It is all mine! 它都是我的! Hmm, where can I hide my bone?” Hmm，我能把我的骨头藏哪儿呢？” He looked around and quickly left the park. 他四周瞧瞧，迅速离开了公园。 He ran and ran. 他跑啊跑啊。 Finally, he ran onto a bridge. 终于，他跑上了一座桥。 “Whew! Now my bone is safe.” “Whew! 现在我的骨头是安全的”。 The greedy dog was very tired. 贪婪的狗非常疲乏。 So he rested on the bridge. 于是他在桥上休息了。 He was overlooking a stream. 低头他看到一条小河 “Hey! Who is that? That dog has a bone too.” “嘿! 那是谁？那条狗也有一根骨头”。 “Hmm, his bone is bigger than mine. “Hmm，他的骨头比我的大。 And his bone still has meat on it!” 而且他的骨头上还有肉!” The greedy dog wanted the other dog’s bone too. 贪婪的狗还想要另一只狗的骨头。 “Bark! Bark! Give me that bone!” "吠声! 吠声! 给我那根骨头!" “Oh, my bone! It is gone! Bark! Bark!” "Oh,我的骨头! 它没了! 吠声! 吠声!" But it was too late. 但是太晚。 His bone had already fallen into the deep stream. 他的骨头已经掉进了深深的小河。 回答者： 12345cwt
话剧名：吻青蛙就会给你带来王子 name:kissing a frog can always brings you a prince 需要四五个人：一个旁白，一个公主，一只不爱洗澡的青蛙，一到两只干净的青蛙。 需要道具：服装，一枝花，一张帅哥的照片，还有其它的道具你可以自添加。 场景：森林里，破井边。 旁白（头上插枝花）：long long ago,a bueatiful princess who was as bueatifull as a....... (开始思考，突然大悟，取下头上的花）。。。。。right! flower. she is lonely so the Queen of love promised a prince of frog for her,she told her to go out one day.....(公出场)..... the princess walks near the castle and........... 公主（以下简称公）台词： Oh，Venus,Queen of love,can you tell me where is my fate?where is my handsome prince?where is the prince of frog? 白：Suddenly,she discovered that she had walked in to a strange forest,when suddenly again, a frog appeared in front of her. （青蛙把王子的照片藏在领子里，出场，蹲在地上，要表现出自己很脏很邋遢，但不能让人恶心，记住） 公：(惊喜）Oh Venus,thank you my Queen of love,I see it,I see the me see,(走过去） oh my god,this frog is so.........(闻闻，然后捏住鼻子，犹豫,来回走），is it really the frog for me? （看看周围，）aren't there any other frogs? 这时，早就在场边待命的干净青蛙，跳动起来：YES YES other frogs we are here ,see? we are here.（重复说we are here!) 旁白冲过去，敲那些“青蛙”的头,说：“sh.......sh.........shut up ,shut up....." 脏青蛙(很不耐烦)：excuse me my lady? please tell me how long you want to keep me waiting? 公主：(惊慌，，，赶紧给它洗澡。。。。。。)don't be angry lovely little frog,you need a shower first.旁白过来用花把它扫干净。 白：now the princess is going to kiss her frog. 公要亲它头的时候，它突然站起来，吐出（从领子里抽出照片）给公主。 说：thank you young lady,the Queen of love told me to give this to you after the shower,she promised me a shower here. 公主：what?（大吃一惊） 青蛙：She told me to give this photo to you to thank you for the you take it,just take it. 公：so you are not my frog of prince........公主接过照片,青蛙走人，公主看一下，然后晕倒。。。。。。 白冲过来扶住她，同时大声念： my dear,the man on the photo is the prince I promise you,tel
英语经典台词剧本
《傲慢与偏见》够经典了吧。如下：
Darcy：Miss Elizabeth. l have struggled in vain and can bear it no longer.Thesepast months have been a torment. l came to Rosings only to see you.l have fought against judgement, myfamily's expectation, the inferiority of your birth, my rank.l will put them aside and ask you to end myagony.
达西：伊丽莎白小姐。我一直徒劳无功，再也忍受不了。过去的几个月一直是个折磨。我来罗新斯只是为了见你，我反对审判，反对家人的期望，反对你出身的低贱，反对我的脾气，我会把他们放在一边，让你结束我的痛苦。
Lizzie: l don't understand.
莉齐（伊丽莎白昵称）：我不明白。
Darcy: love you. Most ardently. Please do me thehonour of accepting my and.
达西：最热烈的爱你。请接受我的爱，这是我的荣幸。
Lizzie: Sir, l appreciate the struggle you havebeen through, and l am very sorry to have caused your pain, it wasunconsciously done.
莉齐：先生，我很感激你所经历的挣扎，我很抱歉给你造成了痛苦，这是无意识的。
Darcy: Is that your reply?
达西：这是你的回答吗？
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感人至深的英文电影经典台词
台词(part/dialog/line)是戏剧表演中角色所说的话语。是剧作者用以展示剧情，刻画人物，体现主题的主要手段。也是剧本构成的基本成分。下面是我整理的10句感人至深的'英文电影经典台词，请大家慢慢欣赏。
1. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why it’s called present!
昨天已成为历史，明天是未知的，而今天是上天赐予我们的礼物，这就是为什么我们把它叫做现在!——《功夫熊猫》
2. If there’s any kind of magic in the world, it must be the attempt of understanding someone or share something。
如果世上真的有什么奇迹，那么一定是去理解他人和与人分享。——《日出之前》
3. I promise you, if God had gifted me with wealth and beauty, I would make it as hard for you to leave me now as it is for me to leave you。
告诉你吧，如果上帝赐予我财富和美貌，我会让您难以离开我，就像我现在难以离开您。——《简·爱》
4. Time erodes all such beauty, but what it cannot diminish… is the wonderful workings of your mind. Your humor, your kindness… and your moral courage。
时间可以吞噬一切，但它丝毫不能减少的是你伟大的思想，你的幽默，你的善良，还有你的勇气。——《小妇人》
5. I was blessed to have you in my life. When I look back on these days, I’ll look and see your face.You were right there for me。
在我的生命中有你是多么幸运，当我回忆过去， 眼前就会浮现你的脸庞 ,你总会在那守候着我。——《珍珠港》
6. I guess our love story will never be seen on the big wide silver screen, but it hurt just as badly when I had to watch you go。
我想，我们的故事永远不会出现在银幕上，可是当我看着你离去，我的心一样的痛楚。 ——《卡萨布兰卡》
7. If you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind。
爱的次数不需多，只需真爱。真爱需要时间去经营，需要用心去了解，需要胸襟去包容。——《初恋50次》
8. Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness. And they live by what they hear.Such people become crazy,or they become legends …
有些人能清楚地听到自己内心深处的声音，并以此行事。这些人要么变成了疯子，要么成为传奇。——《秋日传奇》
9. To be a princess, you have to believe you are one. You’ve got to walk the way you think a princess would walk. Smile and wave, and just have fun。
要想成为公主，你得相信自己就是一个公主。你应该像你所想象中的公主那般为人处世。高瞻远嘱，从容不迫，笑对人生。——《公主日记》
10. You got a dream,you gotta protect it.People can’t do something themselves,they wanna tell you you can’t do it.If you want something,go get it。
不要别人告诉你该做什么，有梦想，就得保护。他人做不成什么事情，就跟你说你也做不成。如果你想要什么，就要去争取。——《当幸福来敲门》
上面精选的感人至深的英文电影经典台词，希望大家喜欢!
1．《阿甘正传》：Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you will go to get to me ,I'll never forget this !I wish I could have been there with you. Your were Jenny, I am not a smart man, but I know what is love. ---Forrest Gump. "Death is a part of life" ----阿甘母亲在临终前对儿子说的话。"where is my jenny?"------FORREST GUMP 当阿甘喊出这句话，让我不能控制的掉下眼泪。 至今仍然忘不了。 在这个社会，谁能象阿甘一样去爱。2．《乱世佳人》： Tara! Home! I‘ll go home, and I‘ll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day. ——《乱世佳人》 3．《Titanic》： 《Titanic》中Jack死亡前的对白： Jack: Listen, Rose. You're going to get out of here. You're going to go on. You're going to make lots of babies, and you're going to watch them grow. You' re going to die and old, an old lady in her warm bed, not here, not this night, not like this. Do you understand me? Rose: I can't feel my body. Jack: Winning that ticket (for Titanic at a poker game) Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you, and I'm thankful (crying) you must (shivering) ...you must ... do me this honor. Promise me that you'll survive, that you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me, now, Rose, and never let go of that promise, never let go. Rose: I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go, I promise. ---------《Titanic》4．《兄弟连》： I remember my grandson asked me the other day, he said: "Grandpa, were you a hero in the great war?" "No," I replied,” But I served in a company of heroes." 有一天我的小孙子问我"爷爷，你是大战中的英雄吗？我回答：不......但我与英雄 们一同服役。" 5．《勇敢的心》： WILLIAM WALLACE："Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now. Would you be willing to trade? All the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom! Freedom——" 威廉华莱士："是啊，如果战斗，可能会死。如果逃跑，至少还能活。年复一年，直 到寿终正寝。你们！愿不愿意用这么多苟活的日子去换一个机会，就一个机会！那就是回 来，告诉敌人，他们也许能夺走我们的生命，但是，他们永远夺不走我们的自由！" "我们的自由！！6．《偷天陷阱》经典对白： Believe me, I was prepared for everything ,except you ---------Entrapment(偷天陷阱） 7．《四个婚礼和一个葬礼》： I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.8．《大话西游》大话西游经典对白英文版 ：once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!1.《乱世佳人》 Tomorrow is another day. 2.《泰坦尼克号》 Jack: "You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise. 3.《007系列》 "Bond. James Bond." 4.《阿甘正传》 Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get." Mother: It's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it. But I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could. Jenny: Are you stupid or something? Forrest: Momma says that stupid is as stupid does. 5.《终结者》 "I'll be back!" 6.《英国病人》 We die, we die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have entered and swum up like rivers, fears we have hidden in like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries, not the boundaries drawn on maps with names of powerful men. I know you will come and carry me out into the palace of winds, that's all I've wanted- to walk in such a place with you, with friends, on the earth without maps. 7.《空军一号》 “My family first” 8.《罗马假日》 I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there,and turn. You stay in car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you. Well, life isn't always what one likes, isn't it? 9.《绿野仙踪》 "There's no place like home." 10.《卡萨布兰卡》 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world，she walks into mine. 11.《我不是天使》 It’s not the men in your life that counts，it’s the life in your men. 12.《地狱的天使》 Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable? 13.《鸭子汤》 I could dance with you’till the cows come home.On second thoughts，I’d rather dance with the cows’ till you came home. 14.《安娜·克里斯蒂》 Gimme a visky with ale on the side——and don’t be stinchy，baby. 15.《美梦成真》 The end ，is only the beginning. 16.《 Phenomenon》 “ Will you love me for the rest of my life?” “ No， I'll love you for the rest of mine.” 17.《日出之前》 If there's any kind of magic in this world， it must be in the attempt of understanding someone or sharing something。 18.《四个婚礼一个葬礼》 --I thought you were gone. --Without you,never 19.《教父》 Never let anyone know what you are thinking. 20.《美国派3》 Jim: Michelle, you're the one woman I want to be with and the woman I can't be without. I love you ! Michelle: Jim, I have trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel and I realize something. Love isn't just a feeling, Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to bandcamp, a speacial haircut. Jim you've give me everything I've ever wanted and It's my solemn vow to give everything I am to you
