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荆轲刺秦王英语话剧剧本话剧《荆轲刺秦王》静静(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in... 荆轲刺秦王英语话剧剧本
话剧《荆轲刺秦王》静静(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the I凌云（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? 艳君(幕后)：It’s you, Prince Dan!（凌云高兴状) Thank you mirror! But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?岑(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.凌云：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!岑：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）凌云：Oh yeah~~~. Good idea! But who is the right candidate?岑：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.凌云：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?岑： II《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐（岑放音乐）鑫鑫Are you Li mochou?艳君 I am the best killer in the one could beat me. So far ,I have already completed a number of assassination mission perfectly...(向太子丹）so if you chose me , I promise to not let you down！鑫鑫OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Hey, you challenging me?You know that I am a very cold person...，so you must be careful, I will not be lenient.艳君：and I will not be responsible to you……鑫鑫so do I.（ 耸耸肩表示同意）李莫愁OK!Come on!岑 one ,two ,three,action!两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。艳君倒地鑫鑫大笑艳君痛苦状：I'm dreaming? What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?鑫鑫: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）艳君：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right. I always think I'm the best killer ……I was so excellent ……鑫鑫再次大笑 艳君：Now I finally understand. The Big world, full of , it was already too late.（不甘状）No !it 's not the true,I'm the best in the world……艳君：（向太子丹）You must be regret it……(被拖下去）上（抱拳）：How are you?鑫鑫：Fine, thank you, and you?凌云：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?鑫鑫：Sure!凌云：How are you?鑫鑫：Fine, thank you, and your wife?凌云无语凌云：Hey, man, I’m kidding!鑫鑫：Oh, I’m kidding too!鑫鑫：I am busy now!岑：Hero，we need your help.凌云：You can get a lot of money.鑫鑫：I am very busy now!岑：IC, ID, IQ card?鑫鑫：I am very very busy now!岑(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say ., she is yours.鑫鑫（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy girl, but TCM is my only love!岑：What? What’s the TCM?鑫鑫; Hey, guy! Why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.岑：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?静（观众甲）：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .凌云：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.鑫鑫（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.岑：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?（《No matter》（艳君放音乐），荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。鑫鑫(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.凌云与岑（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大话西游》主题曲响起）（艳君放音乐）鑫鑫挽着永霞，凌云,岑在后.岑：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.鑫鑫：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends凌云：I will miss you, baby.（凌云，岑下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起（艳君放音乐），鑫鑫与永霞做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）鑫鑫（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.永霞：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world! I can not live without you!鑫鑫(流泪) ：Dear,I love you more.永霞：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you not worry about me.鑫鑫（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... . that you will never give up... no matter what happens... promise me now, and never let go of that promis.永霞:"I promise."鑫鑫:"Never let go. “永霞:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."I believe you will come back soon.鑫鑫上船，渐渐远去永霞：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……永霞(掏出手机拨号，岑接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.岑：Okay okay!静静：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.艳君飘上：(面向观众）Hey,it's really a pity ! Is not it ?I have said they must be regret it! So I'm the best killer in the world...I have had enough cruel! Enough vicious!And the most important thing is I will not be the beauty of the temptation.静 :what!Who are you?How do you appear here?What do you want to do ?(护住自己）艳君：You only need to know that if the killer is me,you'd be dead !
1:hello, this is Ke Jing, is that ChuiXue XiMen?2:yes, what's up3:We want to kill the King Qin, can you help us?4:If you help us ,we will give you a brilliant if you want a boyfriend, that's totally can also find you a people with two different , that's we have to kill the King Qin 's easy ,you just have to use a map and a knife. Wrapping the map around the knife and then when you give the map to the King Qin, you can just kill him idea, that's cool, but how can you promise that the King Qin will be , maybe I can help Ke Jing with that, cause i was good at using why don't you just come and kill the King Qin?6:He's afraid of 's ok, I wil do days later.......23456 stand in front of Ke Jing's : Tell me, ChuiXue XiMen, how could Ke died?2:I don't know know the of what, just say it as quickly as possible, I can't even wait here, it's getting colder and 's kongfu is not as well as ChuiXue XiMen's and I have to say thank you?4:you are :.....呵呵，要搞笑么。。。瞎编的－ －
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话剧《荆轲刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes. Action II （《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐） 荆轲 Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 Yes. 荆轲 OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁 Are you challenging me? 荆轲 Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意 李莫愁 Come on! 音乐起 两人冲上前来 “人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊.” 李莫愁倒地 荆轲大笑 李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt? 荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?） 李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right. 荆轲再次大笑 太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure! 太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒 荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding! 太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着： To be or not to be, that's a question. 阿三：Hero,we need your help. 荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荆柯：I am very busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆柯：I am very very busy now! 阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say ., she is yours. 荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! 阿三：What? What’s the TCM? 荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer. 阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM . 太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China. 荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight. 阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗…… （《No matter》音乐起,荆轲先与阿三跳探戈,拥入怀中,又甩出去,阿三做呕吐状.然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴,最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型,向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿,荆轲做调戏状.） 荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹与阿三（撞胯,击掌）Yeah! Action Ш （《大话西游》主题曲响起） 荆珂挽着妻子,太子丹,阿三在后. 阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. 荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby. （太子丹,阿三下.停顿.《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起,荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型,忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过,向荆轲抛媚眼,并抛下定情手绢.荆轲高兴的盯着美女看,妻子发觉不对,扭过头来.） 荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you. 妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》） 荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你,选自《飘》) 妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you. 荆珂（欲走还留,执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时,Jack对Rose的倾诉）. 妻子:"I promise." 荆轲:"Never let go. “ 妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." （荆轲的发音和jack很像,所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词.） 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪, 荆珂上船,渐渐远去 妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never…… 妻子(掏出手机拨号,阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account. 阿三：Okay okay! 旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
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话剧《荆轲刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes. Action II （《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐） 荆轲 Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 Yes. 荆轲 OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁 Are you challenging me? 荆轲 Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意 李莫愁 Come on! 音乐起 两人冲上前来 “人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊.” 李莫愁倒地 荆轲大笑 李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt? 荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?） 李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right. 荆轲再次大笑 太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure! 太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒 荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding! 太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着： To be or not to be, that's a question. 阿三：Hero,we need your help. 荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荆柯：I am very busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆柯：I am very very busy now! 阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say ., she is yours. 荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! 阿三：What? What’s the TCM? 荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer. 阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM . 太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China. 荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight. 阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗…… （《No matter》音乐起,荆轲先与阿三跳探戈,拥入怀中,又甩出去,阿三做呕吐状.然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴,最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型,向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿,荆轲做调戏状.） 荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹与阿三（撞胯,击掌）Yeah! Action Ш （《大话西游》主题曲响起） 荆珂挽着妻子,太子丹,阿三在后. 阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. 荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby. （太子丹,阿三下.停顿.《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起,荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型,忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过,向荆轲抛媚眼,并抛下定情手绢.荆轲高兴的盯着美女看,妻子发觉不对,扭过头来.） 荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you. 妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》） 荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你,选自《飘》) 妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you. 荆珂（欲走还留,执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时,Jack对Rose的倾诉）. 妻子:"I promise." 荆轲:"Never let go. “ 妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." （荆轲的发音和jack很像,所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词.） 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪, 荆珂上船,渐渐远去 妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never…… 妻子(掏出手机拨号,阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account. 阿三：Okay okay! 旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
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1:hello, this is Ke Jing, is that ChuiXue XiMen?2:yes, what's up3:We want to kill the King Qin, can you help us?4:If you help us ,we will give you a brilliant if you want a boyfriend, that's totally can also find you a people with two different , that's we have to kill the King Qin 's easy ,you just have to use a map and a knife. Wrapping the map around the knife and then when you give the map to the King Qin, you can just kill him idea, that's cool, but how can you promise that the King Qin will be , maybe I can help Ke Jing with that, cause i was good at using why don't you just come and kill the King Qin?6:He's afraid of 's ok, I wil do days later.......23456 stand in front of Ke Jing's : Tell me, ChuiXue XiMen, how could Ke died?2:I don't know know the of what, just say it as quickly as possible, I can't even wait here, it's getting colder and 's kongfu is not as well as ChuiXue XiMen's and I have to say thank you?4:you are :.....呵呵，要搞笑么。。。瞎编的－ －
话剧《荆轲刺秦王》静静(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the I凌云（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? 艳君(幕后)：It’s you, Prince Dan!（凌云高兴状) Thank you mirror! But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?岑(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.凌云：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!岑：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）凌云：Oh yeah~~~. Good idea! But who is the right candidate?岑：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.凌云：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?岑： II《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐（岑放音乐）鑫鑫Are you Li mochou?艳君 I am the best killer in the one could beat me. So far ,I have already completed a number of assassination mission perfectly...(向太子丹）so if you chose me , I promise to not let you down！鑫鑫OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Hey, you challenging me?You know that I am a very cold person...，so you must be careful, I will not be lenient.艳君：and I will not be responsible to you……鑫鑫so do I.（ 耸耸肩表示同意）李莫愁OK!Come on!岑 one ,two ,three,action!两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。艳君倒地鑫鑫大笑艳君痛苦状：I'm dreaming? What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?鑫鑫: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）艳君：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right. I always think I'm the best killer ……I was so excellent ……鑫鑫再次大笑 艳君：Now I finally understand. The Big world, full of , it was already too late.（不甘状）No !it 's not the true,I'm the best in the world……艳君：（向太子丹）You must be regret it……(被拖下去）上（抱拳）：How are you?鑫鑫：Fine, thank you, and you?凌云：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?鑫鑫：Sure!凌云：How are you?鑫鑫：Fine, thank you, and your wife?凌云无语凌云：Hey, man, I’m kidding!鑫鑫：Oh, I’m kidding too!鑫鑫：I am busy now!岑：Hero，we need your help.凌云：You can get a lot of money.鑫鑫：I am very busy now!岑：IC, ID, IQ card?鑫鑫：I am very very busy now!岑(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say ., she is yours.鑫鑫（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy girl, but TCM is my only love!岑：What? What’s the TCM?鑫鑫; Hey, guy! Why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.岑：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?静（观众甲）：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .凌云：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.鑫鑫（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.岑：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?（《No matter》（艳君放音乐），荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。鑫鑫(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.凌云与岑（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大话西游》主题曲响起）（艳君放音乐）鑫鑫挽着永霞，凌云,岑在后.岑：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.鑫鑫：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends凌云：I will miss you, baby.（凌云，岑下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起（艳君放音乐），鑫鑫与永霞做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）鑫鑫（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.永霞：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world! I can not live without you!鑫鑫(流泪) ：Dear,I love you more.永霞：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you not worry about me.鑫鑫（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... . that you will never give up... no matter what happens... promise me now, and never let go of that promis.永霞:"I promise."鑫鑫:"Never let go. “永霞:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."I believe you will come back soon.鑫鑫上船，渐渐远去永霞：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……永霞(掏出手机拨号，岑接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.岑：Okay okay!静静：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.艳君飘上：(面向观众）Hey,it's really a pity ! Is not it ?I have said they must be regret it! So I'm the best killer in the world...I have had enough cruel! Enough vicious!And the most important thing is I will not be the beauty of the temptation.静 :what!Who are you?How do you appear here?What do you want to do ?(护住自己）艳君：You only need to know that if the killer is me,you'd be dead !
荆轲刺秦英语剧本
侍卫：报~~~~~燕国使臣荆轲，秦武阳觐见~~~~~ Bodyguard: newspaper teeth to bite Yan envoy Jing Ke, Qin Wuyang to see teeth to bite 秦：这些都是生活必需品，我大老远从家来，离开了他们，生活上就会遇到麻烦，最近咸阳物价又涨，买这么多东西就花了我不少银子，我哪 还有钱买票看兵马俑啊！ Qin: These are the necessities of life, I came all the way from home, leave them, life would be in trouble, most recently Xianyang prices rose again, to buy so many things I spent a lot of money, which I had tickets to see Terracotta Army! 荆：少罗嗦！正事要紧！ Jing : bitch! Business before pleasure! 秦：不许碰，这是燕太子丹献给大王的地图，我们要呈给大王的，快把你的脏手拿开，讨厌！ Qin: don't touch, it is YAN Dan prince gives king map, we want to present to the king, get your filthy hands off me, hate! 荆：这孩子就是没见过什么世面，昨天还吵着嚷着要见大王的，怎么今天见到又不好意思了 。 Jing: the child is not seen much of the world, yesterday was also noisy shouting to the king, how today see and feel shy. 秦：我听说那秦王是继F4之后的又一少女杀手F5，今日一见，真是比青蛙还恐龙，比恐龙还青蛙啊，见到帅哥难免手软，见谅，见谅。 Qin: I heard that the king of Qin is afterwards F4after another girl killer F5, when I saw him today, really than frog also dinosaur, dinosaur also than frog ah, see a handsome boy is soft, forgive me, forgive me. 秦对荆轲:"情况不妙,我先跑了,兄弟好好干." Qin on Jing Ke:" the worst comes to the worst, I run, brother to do a good job" 荆轲:"喂,你这家伙. 转身对秦王:不好意思,这小孩回家看动画片了. Jing Ke:" Hey, you guys. Turn to the king: feel shy, the child home watching cartoons. 秦王：阿丹不是发短信说你直升飞机，5分钟就到吗？你怎么玩了三个月？ Qin: Adan is not a text message saying that your helicopter,5minutes arrive? How do you play three months? 荆轲：您认为现在还有人会开直升飞机吗？ Jing Ke: you think it will also open the helicopter? 秦王：哦，原来如此！那我就问你一个问题好了 ！ Qin: Oh, so that is what it is! I asked you a question! 荆轲：说！ 秦王：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望谁跑得快？ 荆轲：我！ Jing Ke said! Qin: if you and the coward race, you want someone who runs faster? Jing Ke: i! 秦王：狗熊，禽兽呼！没想到你比禽兽还要禽兽！ Qin: bears, beast called! I didn't think you than the animals and animals! 侍卫：不过大王慈悲,你还有一次从新选择的机会！ Bodyguard: but king compassion, you have a new choice! 荆轲：狗熊！ Jing Ke: bear! 秦王：没想到你连禽兽都不如！ Qin : I didn't think you worse than animals! 秦王：不过看你这么可怜，最后再给你一次机会！ 荆轲：一样快! King: but you look so miserable, finally to give you a second chance! Jing Ke: as fast as! 秦王：没想到你和禽兽一个样！ Qin : I didn't think you and a kind of animals! 荆轲：你，你，你…… Jing Ke: you, you, you ... ... 秦王：你什么呀你，你你个头呀你！ King: you what you, your head ah you! 王：你一个人把东西呈上来 荆：大王请看，此十五城皆是燕国繁华之地，为能使百姓免于战乱，太子愿以此表臣服之心王：燕王似乎在责怪寡人挑起战乱？ King: you put something was up Jing: King please see, the fifteen cities are Yan flourishing ground, to enable people from war, Prince would like to watch surrender heart: Yan King seems to blame I provoke a war? 荆：恕臣愚见，若无战事，天下太平，亲人可以团聚，有情人可以成眷属，化戾气为祥和，岂不美哉？ Jing : forgive his opinion, if there is no war, peace reigns over the land., family can reunite, the lovers can be together, turn hostility into harmony, not beautiful? 王：寡人正是此意，若万民一心，再无异端，则太平盛世不远，大丈夫一生只求统一天下，又何必太拘小节？ Wang: what is the intention, if all nations, no heresy is a time of national peace and order, not far from her life, but unified the world, why should it be too squeamish? 荆：这么说大王不愿停战了？ Jing: King to say truce? 王：你既知我心，又何必多问？ King: you know my heart, why ask? 荆：说:"那我就在这里送你上西天吧。 Jing: said:" I'm here send you to your grave. 侍卫:大王小心！ Bodyguard: King watch! 秦王：哈哈哈…… Qin: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... ... 荆轲：风萧萧兮易水寒，壮士已去兮不复还…… Jing Ke: the wind blows strongly the Yi River is so cold, he has been to Xi never return ... ... 画外音：次日，燕国太子丹得到了荆轲被杀的消息…… Narrator: the next day, YAN Dan prince had Jing Ke been killed ... ... 画卷立起. Scroll stand.
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Jingke is taking General Fan's lead and the swallow country's maparrives the Qin country, sees the Qin king The Qin king unusual ishappy Jingke requests in front of the Qin king personally to open YanGuo's the map Thereupon Jingke walks to the Qin king in front of,slowly turns on the map, suddenly hid in the map the knife hasrevealed, Jingke rapidly took up the knife to puncture to the Qinking, has not stabbed Qin king's unusual being startled, wants todraw a sword to counterattack, but the sword cannot pull out,thereupon the Qin king escapes immediately, Jingke has pursued, theQin king runs around the pillar, Jingke tightly does not pursue theshed Suddenly, Qin Wangba the sword has pulled out, has hit withJingke, after passes through a fight, finally Qin Wangba Jingke's leftleg has cut off Jingke is injured pours on the place, he grasps theknife to go to the Qin king, but or has not stabbed. After that QinWang to walk, punctured Jingke eight with the sword Jingke receivedthe very heavy wound soon to die. This time soldier hears the sound, has flushed, controlled Jingke,Jingke has depended in the pillar, smiled was saying: " Thematter not successful reason, is I wants to capture alive you, forcesyou to work out the crown prince which a treaty repays Yan Guo's!" Qin Wang frightens long time to have a dizzy spell the verymuch, the soldier hurried has killed JingkeGeneral Fan Jing Ke with the first map and to the state of Qin Yan-guo, to see the King of Qin. Qin very happy. Request of Jing Ke Qin Yan-guo before personally open the map. Jing Ke then go before the King of Qin, slowly open map, the map in the possession of a knife Lu out quickly Naqidaocixiang Jing Ke Qin, no thorns in. Qin very surprised to Bajian back, but not by the sword Stubbs, then immediately fled the King of Qin, Jing Ke recovery and then the King of Qin running around pillars, Jing Ke hot pursuit. Suddenly, the King of Qin to pulling out the sword, and fought with Jing Ke, after a battle, the final Jing Ke Qin to the left leg cut off the. Jing Ke injured on the floor, starting with his knife into the King of Qin, but did not stabbed in. Qin then walk and then stabbed with the sword of Jing Ke eight. Jing Ke injured by the heavy Kuaiyaosi went there. This time soldiers heard the sound, rush into, has been controlling the Jing Ke, Jing Ke takes pole, said with a smile: "It failed because I want to capture you, you made a treaty forced to repay Yan States Prince ah! "Qin dizziness dizzying scared for a long time, the soldiers immediately killed Jing Ke.
荆轲刺秦王英语剧本翻译
《 荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the I太子丹（上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三： II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊.”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero,we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say ., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗……荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯,击掌）Yeah!
秦国的将军王翦攻破赵国，俘虏赵王，全部占领了赵国的国土，进军向北侵占土地，到达燕国南部的边界。 燕国的太子丹很害怕，就请求荆轲说：“秦军马上就要渡过易水，那么虽然我想长久地侍奉您，又怎么能够做得到呢？”荆轲说：“即使太子不说，我也要请求行动，现在去却没有什么凭信之物，那就无法接近秦王。现在的樊将军，秦王用一千斤金和一万户人口的封地作赏格来购取他的头颅。果真能够得到樊将军的头颅及燕国督亢一带的地图献给秦王，秦王一定高兴地召见我，我就有办法来报答太子了。”太子说：“樊将军因为走投无路，处境困窘而来归附我，我不忍心由于自己个人的私仇而伤害有德行的人的心意，希望您另外考虑对策吧!” 荆轲知道太子不忍心，于是私下里会见樊於期，说：“秦国对待将军，可以说是刻毒透顶了。父亲、母亲和同族的人都被杀死或没收入官为奴。现在听说用一千斤金和一万户人口的封地作赏格来购买将军的头颅，您将怎么办？”樊将军仰面朝天，长长地叹息，流着眼泪说：“我每当想起这一点，常常恨入骨髓，只是想不出什么计策啊!”荆轲说：“现在有一个建议，可以用来解除燕国的忧患，报将军的深仇大恨，怎么样？”樊於期于是上前问道：“怎么办？”荆轲说：“希望得到樊将军的头颅来献给秦国，秦王一定高兴而又友好地接见我。我左手抓住他的衣袖，用右手刺他的胸膛。这样，将军的仇报了，燕国被欺侮的耻辱也除掉了。将军是否有这个心意呢？”樊於期脱下一只衣袖，握住手腕，走近一步说：“这是我日日夜夜为之咬牙切齿、捶胸痛恨的事，现在才能听闻到您的教悔!”于是自刎。 太子听说了这件事，赶着马车跑去，伏在樊於期的尸体上大哭，非常悲伤。事已至此，没有办法挽回了，于是就收拾安放樊於期的头颅，用匣子封好它。 在这时太子预先寻求世上锋利的匕首，得到赵国徐夫人的匕首，用一百金把它买到，叫工匠用毒药水淬过它。用人做实验，血沾湿衣缕。没有一个不立刻死的人。于是整理行装，派遣荆轲上路。燕国有个勇士秦武阳，十二岁的时候就杀过人，人们不敢同他对视，于是叫秦武阳做助手。 荆轲等待着一个人，想同他一起去。那个人住得很远，没有来，因而停下等候他。过了一阵还没动身，太子嫌荆轲走晚了，怀疑他有改变初衷和后悔的念头，就又请求他说：“日子已经不多了，您难道没有动身的意思吗？请允许我先遣发秦武阳!”荆轲发怒，呵斥太子说：“今天去了而不能好好回来复命的，那是没有用的小子!现在光拿着一把匕首进入不可意料的强暴的秦国，我停留下来的原因，是因为等待我的客人好同他一起走。现在太子嫌我走晚了，请允许我告别吧!”于是出发了。 太子和他的宾客中知道这件事的人，都穿着白衣，戴着白帽给他送行。到易水上，祭过路神，就要上路。高渐离敲着筑，荆轲和着节拍唱歌，发出变徵的声音，众宾客都流着眼泪小声地哭。荆轲又上前作歌唱道：“风声萧萧悲鸣啊易水彻骨寒冷，壮士这一离去啊就永远不再回还!”又发出悲壮激昂的羽声。众宾客都瞪大了眼睛，头发都向上竖起顶住了帽子。于是荆轲就上车离去，始终不曾回头看一眼。 到达秦国后，拿着价值千金的礼物，优厚地赠送给秦王的宠臣中庶子蒙嘉。蒙嘉替他事先向秦王进言，说：“燕王确实非常惧怕大王的威势，不敢出兵来抗拒，愿意全国上下都做秦国的臣民，排在诸侯的行列里(意为：燕国愿意同别的诸侯一起尊秦王为天子)像秦国的郡县那样贡纳赋税，保存祖先留下的国土。他们诚惶诚恐，不敢自己来陈述，恭谨地砍下樊於期的头颅和献上燕国督亢一带的地图，用盒子封好，燕王在朝廷上行跪拜大礼送出来，派使者来禀告大王。一切听凭大王吩咐。”秦王听了蒙嘉的话，非常高兴。于是穿了上朝的礼服，安排下隆重的九宾大礼仪式，在咸阳宫接见燕国的使者。 荆轲捧着装了樊於期头颅的盒子，秦武阳捧着地图匣子，按次序进宫，到达殿前的台阶下，秦武阳脸色都变了，十分害怕，秦国的群臣对此感到奇怪。荆轲回过头来对秦武阳笑了笑，上前替他向秦王谢罪说：“北方蛮夷地区的粗鄙人，没有拜见过天子，所以害怕，希望大王稍微原谅他些，让他在大王的面前完成他的使命。”秦王对荆轲说：“起来，取来武阳所拿的地图!” 荆轲拿了地图捧送给秦王，打开地图，地图全部打开，匕首就露了出来。于是荆轲左手抓住秦王的衣袖，右手拿着匕首刺秦王。还没有刺到秦王的身上，秦王非常惊骇，自己伸直身子站起来，挣断了袖子。秦王拔剑，剑很长，就握住剑鞘。当时秦王心里又怕又急，剑插得很紧，所以不能立即拔出来。荆轲追逐秦王，秦王绕着柱子跑。秦国的群臣都惊呆了，事情突然发生，意料不到，大家都失去了常态。并且按照秦国的法律，臣子们侍立在殿上的，不能带一点兵器；那些宫廷侍卫握着武器，都排列在宫殿的台阶下面，没有君王的命令不能上殿。当危急的时候，来不及召唤阶下的侍卫，所以荆轲追逐秦王，大家仓猝间惊惶失措，没有武器用来击杀荆轲，仅仅用空手一起同荆轲搏斗。 这时，秦王的随从医官夏无且(jū)用他手里捧着的药袋投击荆轲。秦王还正在绕着柱子跑，仓猝间惊惶失措，不知道怎么办。侍臣们就说：“大王把剑背到背上!大王把剑背到背上!”秦王于是拔出剑用来攻击荆轲，砍断了荆轲的左大腿。荆轲倒下了，就举起他的匕首投击秦王，没有击中，击中了柱子。秦王又砍击荆轲，荆轲被砍伤了八处。荆轲自己知道事情不能成功了，靠着柱子笑着，像撮箕一样地张开两腿坐在地上，骂道：“事情之所以没有成功，是想活生生地劫持你，一定要得到约契来回报燕太子啊!” 秦王的侍臣上前，斩杀荆轲。事后，秦王还头昏眼花了好长一段时间。
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搞笑英语话剧剧本《 荆珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三： II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now! （本文来自天空剧本网）太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say ., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш （《大话西游》主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》） 荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:"I promise."荆轲:"Never let go. “ 妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng. -fin-【中票在线 为您解答。官方订票网址为：更多可点击：关注中票在线，了解最新的演出资讯！欢迎在微信添加好友里搜索：chinaticketvip ，加中票在线为微信好友。期待你的关注^^】
荆轲刺秦王英文话剧带翻译
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 织梦内容管理系统 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I aming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensivemodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes. Action II （《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐） 荆轲 Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 Yes. 荆轲 OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁 Are you challenging me? 荆轲 Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意 李莫愁 Come on! 音乐起 两人冲上前来 “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。” 李莫愁倒地 荆轲大笑 李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt? 荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？） 李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right. 荆轲再次大笑 太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 本文来自织梦 荆柯：Sure! 太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒 荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding! 太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, that's a question. 阿三：Hero，we need your help. 荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荆柯：I am very busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆柯：I am very very busy now! 阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say ., she is yours. 荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! 阿三：What? What’s the TCM? 荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer. 织梦内容管理系统 阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM . 太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China. 荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight. 阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗…… （《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。） 荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah! Action Ш 织梦好，好织梦 （《大话西游》主题曲响起） 荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后. 阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. 荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby. （太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。） 荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you. 妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》） 荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》) 妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you. 荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）. 织梦好，好织梦 妻子:"I promise." 荆轲:"Never let go. “ 妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." （荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。） 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪， 荆珂上船，渐渐远去 妻子：It’s a good day to die. Nevere back. Never…… Never…… 妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your ount. 阿三：Okay okay! 旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng. The End
( the day just broke, Jing Ke carry enormous volume map onto the throne room, reporters, journalists, reporters Yang Qin dance with him, all the officials held wat stood, Robocop arranged along both sides, he hit a big yawn, Zhao Gao issues an order: take it. ----! )Reporter: what the fuck Qin? Early in the morning to get up, I haven't brushing teeth!The reporter Dance : according to my experience, we are going to kill. Gone for so many days, although when please we drank the tea?The reporter Yang: get the money! Last night losing, you said this : Qin have no way, you see this hall, a bubble machine are not, how to rinse the card?Reporter: dance since unable to pay, we have to continue to play cards. Handicap has been opened out, I bet bet at the footwall, takes into!Reporter: don't worry, open Yang thorn before makers will certainly adjustment, want to win? Ask Jing Ke himself well, anyway, Sohu people inside live, we played cards first, later making draft change became.( Jing Ke went to the front of the hall, suddenly found not the journalist immediately behind, bottom with three points, angrily ran back. )Jing Ke: three lack one didn't even call me, no loyalty!Zhao Gao: dear friends good morning everyone! Welcome to the world, we now King is a unified China, $six for a super utilities, referred to as the super! Rich with the help of a money, do not have the money for a crematorium. Well, the unknown is who? Immortal? A monster? Thank Ke: in Jing Ke, especially from the Yan Ran to Gao: I didn't ask you not to answer, the following people!Jing Ke: that's my three assistants, they are fighting against a Gao: I didn't ask you not to answer, the landlord of the man next!The audience a: I was a fan of Jing Ke's, said Qin today finally with Assassin's dialogue, on behalf of the majority of fans came here specially for the warriors stand cheer. This is our slogan, Luke!( audience a show a few lines of the Yan army shirt, a black word: strongly supported Jing Ke qin!!! The cruel immediately after class!!! )Jing Ke: do not worry do not worry, take it easy, everyone has a share. The brothers, please put the guy now! Two steps to two steps!( audience B, C, D audience audience with " rebellious rational, Qin innocence " banner on stage )The a second third Ding (singing ): I live in, two loop inside, no trick anyone, nor did anyone ... ...Jing Ke: you laugh at me! These are our village that feel today, please come out, no other meaning, it is necessary for the Jing Ke when the idler, breathe out, he really is too much! Each of you mean 100 million people, is 4000000!( reporter Qin Wuyang rushed, respectively holding camera, camera, sound recording pen a thrashing. )Zhao Gao: according to the last census data shows, our country only 1300000 Ke ( banged on the head of Zhao Gao ): I didn't ask you not to answer, Duojibaiwan how diligent students, parents, sooner or later!The throne room ( on both sides of the wall has been filled with the slogan: " you take one, I took a casual, war must be approved. " " God has given everyone arbitrary power " about " the penalty of fine, dissipate one's fortune " " one red card, the " glorious " kick, " mining ", blowing to strike hard " )Jing Ke: Qin Wuyang, this house is very strange! I have a sinking Qin Wuyang: nonsense! His heel think you will understand, this is the king of Qin. "!Jing Ke: I Kao! I. YOU!( Gao, Qin in a daze, Zhao Gao in the book, although the run. )Zhao Gao: King watch! Yan assassin has been holding a dagger that came before it!!Qin : diarrhea! Do not take the dagger which is also called the assassin? Meanwhile, in addition to assassinate you are good at?Jing Ke: back to the king, dance!Qin: come here, we jump on the song, to consensus, the friendship with Jing Ke long, like the water ring one or two day and night, singing!Reporter Qin Wuyang ( booing ) : don't jump! We all went to Xianyang specially to see Jing Ke, how can the Qin king!Jing Ke : diarrhea! Dagger see Fig poor ability, now he don't want to see the map, what can I do.( the crown prince hand-held green dragon crescent moon clippers, singing " silent night Overture ", and channeling blood. )The audience a: I KAO! Come see the immortals fighting!The crown prince ( hold the ): I just to interfere, we don't make a fuss! Meanwhile, also not quickly begin?Audience B: partial frame! The crown prince what motivates you? Revolution is to qualify the oh!Jing Ke: map is too long, the dagger clamp tight, not pulling C: do not want to stab don't stabbed, personality problems, pack what to pack!Zhao Gao: Jing ke! He has to meet you face, anyhow you is also a member of the standing committee!D: in front of the audience please step aside a little, careful spattered with blood!Robocop: Jing Ke, killing? Kill kill? Kill kill?( the crown prince picked up Jing Ke threw down the atlas, the scene audience spread, written on a line above the headline " the emperor turns to do next to my house ." )The crown prince : the mother takes me white revolution is not thorough, the gun to him aside, look at me! There are 13 files, pressure was also killed him!Qin: Jing Ke Qin, bad is good! The crown prince 's attitude is : King watch! His hand is not a map, is a dagger!Qin: play with my file, spell the Constitution? Sample! Forget my work was born?Zhao Gao ( in front of the crown prince ): Chicken with his knife! I he a man, is enough to resist the a powerful army.( Zhao Gao hands holding a hardcover files, one for " International Alliance charter " a thorn, " fighting method " upside-down, the crown prince in the hands of 13 files one by one shot down on the ground. )King: Well, come on. Reporter Qin Wuyang was outside waiting to hear the result, back all think, write a 2000 words above review bookBring to me, scattered in the!Reporter: the original Qin they had settled out of court, really boring!Reporter: Dance arm but thigh, anyway, not reporter Yang: back on Sohu copied manuscripts! Next time who shouted again I interview Jing Ke, I told ya Sike, like the crown prince Qin!
Guards: report ~~~~~ envoys of Yan Jing Ke, Qin Wu Yang audience ~~~~~ei Qin center sit, face cold)Guards: report ~~~~~ envoys of Yan Jing Ke, Qin Wu Yang Wang audience ~~~~~( then stood side)Wang: Xuan (B soldiers searched in front of palace, from the Qin Dynasty found on towels, cups, lunch boxes, toothbrushes and other items)Qin: These are the necessities of life, I am far away from home, left them, life would be in trouble, most recently Xianyang prices rose again to buy so many things I spent a lot of money, which IThere is money to buy tickets to see Warrior ah!Jing: less wordy! Proper business to bear! (B to be closed military map, Qin Hold)Qin: (tone Jiaochen) not allowed to touch, which is dedicated to the Crown Prince Dan of Yan King of the map, we have to presented to King, and Get out of your dirty hand open, hate! (Passage on stage) (see Qin king, frightenedStartled expression, the hands of maps fall, Qin wondering)Jing: The child is not seen what the various aspects of society, yesterday and still wanted to see the king shouted, how embarrassing to see you here (for the audience, his face was disgusting to the expression): I have heard that the King of Qin is the second F4 another girl after the killer F5, today, a view, is really more than frogs also dinosaurs, than the dinosaurs also frogs ah, (transferWhile the King of Qin, sorry to laugh) to see the handsome guy will inevitably be soft, forgive me, forgive meJing Ke Qin right: "The situation is not good I Xianpao, and brothers do well."Jing Ke: "Hey, are you this guy. Turned to the King of Qin: I beg your pardon, this child home to see a : Adam is not send text messages that you helicopters, 5 minutes to do? How do you play for three months? Jing Ke: Do you think there are still people would open helicopter do? Qin: Oh, I see! Then I'll ask you a question good! Jing Ke: say! Qin: If you and the bear race who you want to run fast? Jing Ke: I am! Qin: bear, wild beasts will call! Did not think you're better than animals but also animals! Guards: But King of mercy, you have a new opportunity to choose! Jing Ke: Bear! Qin: did not expect that you will not even animals do not like! Qin: But see you are so pathetic, the last to give you one more chance! Jing Ke: as fast! Qin: I have not thought of you and your animals a kind! Jing Ke: You, you, you ... ... Qin: Are you What is it you, you, you tall, 呀 you! Wang: (puzzled) Are you (for Jing) If a person stops making things (Jing Qin took over from the map, walked)Jing: King See, this is the Yan State 15 cities are bustling place, in order to enable people from the war, Prince Edward is willing to submit to this form the heart of King: (King gaze Jing) Yan Wang seems to provoke a war to blame Guaren ?Jing: Shu-Chen Yu, see if there is no war, peace and harmony relatives are reunited lovers can Chengjuan Zhu, turn hostility into harmony and Yoshiya it not?Wang: Guaren It is precisely this intention, if 10000 people as one, no heresy, then peace and prosperity is drawing near, Men Suddenly in Black's life Zhiqiu a unified world, why should they arrest section too?Jing: King unwilling to say that the armistice it?Wang: You Jizhi my heart, why do you ask? (Wang continues to open map)Jing: (Map opens quickly picked up the dagger) said: "Then I would send you here on the Western Paradise bar. (Open play)Guards: King carefully (direct hit the pole)! (Qin took the opportunity to be a long sword lay in body neck Jing Ke.) Qin: Ha ha ha ... ... Jing Ke: Xi Yishui Han Feng Xiaoxiao, Xi warrior no longer has to go also ... ... (Scene fixed grid) Voice-over: The next day, Crown Prince Dan of Yan Jing Ke was killed in a message ... ...
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